In a way I'm glad she's left. I'm glad you found it amusing, I am now as well. She ain't coming in tomorrow. I'm bolting the door.
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ June 17 2009, 5:54 PM BSTI have never been single. It makes me feel like a weirdo sometimes.
Nah, you're sensible.
Quote: Robert D @ June 17 2009, 5:56 PM BSTIn a way I'm glad she's left. I'm glad you found it amusing, I am now as well. She ain't coming in tomorrow. I'm bolting the door.
Sounds like the kind of thing you find etched in shit on the walls, after the person has tried to gas them selves to death with the electric cooker.
After a failed marriage im happy to say I have found a fantasic bloke who I had children with and im very happy. And of all places I met him on the internet lol
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ June 17 2009, 5:54 PM BSTI have never been single. It makes me feel like a weirdo sometimes.
Dolly are you immensly cute beyond all reason?
I've never known anyonethat's never been single.
Quote: Gavin @ June 17 2009, 5:59 PM BSTDolly are you immensly cute beyond all reason?
She is!
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ June 17 2009, 5:54 PM BSTI have never been single. It makes me feel like a weirdo sometimes.
Does this mean you've only had one (very long) relationship, or that you've switched between men with the speed of a gazelle?
Quote: Morrace @ June 17 2009, 5:53 PM BSTPretentious little twat!
Agreed. Immensely.
Quote: zooo @ June 17 2009, 6:01 PM BSTDoes this mean you've only had one (very long) relationship, or that you've switched between men with the speed of a gazelle?
Both!
Quote: Gavin @ June 17 2009, 5:59 PM BSTDolly are you immensly cute beyond all reason?
No. I just found someone so laid back they can put up with me!
Oh and I'm not bad at cooking and washing and like war films. 
Are you sure you don't want to go out with me. I've got some cooking, washing and... oh, no war films. Damn.
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ June 17 2009, 6:10 PM BSTlike war films.
Lol! That'll do it.
Quote: Rob H @ June 17 2009, 3:42 PM BST
Half man, half Internet, half TV?*
Is the extra 1/2 still connected to you... like a growth?
Quote: Robert D @ June 17 2009, 6:14 PM BSTIs the extra 1/2 still connected to you... like a growth?
Hormone inbalance. Messy.
I'd put one of them laughing faces if I wasn't writing on the fast reply.
Quote: Robert D @ June 17 2009, 6:20 PM BSTI'd put one of them laughing faces if I wasn't writing on the fast reply.
The fact you typed that all is good enough for me. Smiley accepted.