Who's in a relationship and happy?

I'm in a relationship but I'm not happy. She seems to not like the fact I lock her in the basement. Anyway, on a more serious side, I've just found a 'dear John' letter so I've prompted myself to start this thread.

Who's John?

See my sig for my relationship status.

I am. *braces for the hate*

Quote: Curt @ June 17 2009, 3:39 PM BST

I am. *braces for the hate*

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Yey! Curt's married too... which is what I want to do!

I am too.

*braces with Curt in Anglo/French-American fashion*

Quote: EllieJP @ June 17 2009, 3:39 PM BST

Yey! Curt's married too... which is what I want to do!

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You want to marry Curt's wife?

Quote: EllieJP @ June 17 2009, 3:39 PM BST

Who's John?

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Erm... I hope its not me but I have a funny feeling it is.

Relationship? Yes.
Happy about the relationship? Yes.

Quote: Aaron @ June 17 2009, 3:41 PM BST

Relationship? Yes.
Happy about the relationship? Yes.
Half-man, half-machine? Yes.

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Quote: Rob H @ June 17 2009, 3:40 PM BST

You want to marry Curt's wife?

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Hell yer... she's a hotty. Curt, I'd watch your misses... one night with Ellie and she'll never go back...

Quote: Robert D @ June 17 2009, 3:41 PM BST

Erm... I hope its not me but I have a funny feeling it is.

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Hmmm... why not Robert? Or is that your "forum" name?

Perhaps I should call her - sort it out... Nah, I'll stay here and chat with people who can't hit me. Unless that's possible these days - they say technology has advanced.

Quote: Robert D @ June 17 2009, 3:44 PM BST

Perhaps I should call her - sort it out... Nah, I'll stay here and chat with people who can't hit me. Unless that's possible these days - they say technology has advanced.

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*pokes Robert D*

Quote: EllieJP @ June 17 2009, 3:43 PM BST

Hmmm... why not Robert? Or is that your "forum" name?

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No, it's my real name. According to this note, 'D' stands for dickhead though. Hope its not for me as we have been together since 2006.

I am, thanks for asking

*has sex*

Im in a very happy relationship. I love my little princess very much and she tolerates me. <3

Yes. 32 years together, 27 married (last Friday). I am 206 if anyone is wondering.