Quote: Curt @ June 16 2009, 8:57 PM BSTYes you could do that. And if you have enough experience you should think about starting your own summer school program. The dude who runs this one makes so much money from it he barely has to work all year.
Wow, now that sounds like my kind of job!
Quote: Curt @ June 16 2009, 5:01 PM BSTJust got my first paid teaching job. I'll be teaching Photoshop to kids at a computer camp.
Does it have virtual tents?
Quote: Chappers @ June 17 2009, 1:57 PM BSTDoes it have virtual tents?
Yes and pixelated camp fires.
I've got a job but I don't have to do anything : I'm working work for the Flemish Government. Relax 
Quote: Vicky Pollard @ May 25 2010, 2:43 PM BSTI've got a job but I don't have to do anything : I'm working work for the Flemish Government. Relax
People with tickely coughs have their own government?
And yes I have a job.
Which is probably a good thing.
Quote: Curt @ June 16 2009, 9:01 PM BSTJust got my first paid teaching job. I'll be teaching Photoshop to kids and being camp.
Sounds a lethal combination.
Who on here has a job?
Ask again after Ant and Dec have been in charge for a year !
If they last that long, that is.
Quote: Oldrocker @ May 25 2010, 9:15 PM BSTWho on here has a job?
Ask again after Ant and Dec have been in charge for a year !
If they last that long, that is.
Yep, even I might be able to reply positively then! 
Quote: Oldrocker @ May 25 2010, 9:15 PM BSTWho on here has a job?
Ask again after Ant and Dec have been in charge for a year !
Out of interest, which one is which?
Quote: Aaron @ May 25 2010, 9:16 PM BSTYep, even I might be able to reply positively then!
Sooner than a year!
Quote: bigfella @ May 25 2010, 9:22 PM BSTOut of interest, which one is which?
Given that the real holders of those names are both arse'oles, I can see the analogy extended to the other two.
So who gives a f*ck ?
Quote: Aaron @ May 25 2010, 9:16 PM BSTYep, even I might be able to reply positively then!
Good at commodity forward selling are you then ?
Or will you specialise in currency speculation?
Quote: Oldrocker @ May 25 2010, 9:49 PM BSTGood at commodity forward selling are you then ?
Or will you specialise in currency speculation?
If only - I'd already be doing very well for myself.
Quote: Aaron @ May 25 2010, 10:01 PM BSTIf only - I'd already be doing very well for myself.
Yeah, not really much point in being prepared to work with people with mental health problems, learning difficulties, recovering drug addicts, ex offenders, elderly mentally impaired, young parents, young people excluded from their families, victims of domestic abuse, alcoholics and the homeless.
Quote: Oldrocker @ May 25 2010, 10:08 PM BSTGod gave us the cat in order that Man might stroke the lion.
I don't geddit.
Every morning in Africa, a gazelle wakes up.
It knows it must run faster than the fastest lion or it will be killed.
Every morning a lion wakes up.
It knows it must outrun the slowest gazelle or it will starve to death.
It doesn't matter whether you are a lion or a gazelle.
When the sun comes up, you better start running.
Quote: zooo @ May 25 2010, 10:15 PM BSTI don't geddit.
Bloody hell ! That took long enough !
How accessible is a lion to you ?
As opposed to a cat that is.
I'll explain later, my roasties, lamb chop and gravy are about ready . . .. .
Ahhh, I get it now.
I was taking it a bit too literally.
Always good to do that with metaphors... 