Hi there, welcome and have fun
I'm new, be nice to me. Page 2
Hey, we like doing nice, it's just the spoiling that needs working on. Welcome.
Aloha!
Want a cookie? They are cherry and white chop chip!
Bonjour,
J m'appelle a petite fleur...
No hang on that's not right... where's my tricolor book...
Anyway welcome mate.
I want a cookie, Ruby Mae >_< you know Im always wanting a biscuit
Milk choc chip are the bestest by far. Mmmmhyuyumymyuyymm.
Hello. There, that was nice!
Choc chip is good. Triple choc chip is better!
Bleh, no, too much!
Cherry and white choc is also known as a chunky monkey!
Someone who's drunk to much and is filling the drains with vomit is also called a chunky Monkey...But thats less pleasent.
Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr........ 
On the subject of biscuits:
1. I spent three years as a postgradute researcher, investigating the crunchiness of biscuits. (The original ad. for the job appeared in Private Eye's 'Pseud's Corner).
2. I saw a brilliant musical play at last year's Brighton Fringe Festival called The Ministry of Biscuits. In a post-Orwellian Britain, the eponymous ministry strictly controls the quality of biscuits, lest the populace get too excited. An idealistic young biscuit designer is infatuated by a foreign secretary, and designs a splendidly fruity-tasty-chocolatey-sparkly biscuit to impress her. The Establishment hear about it and use all their devious skills to stop him.
That is either brilliant, or really really f**king odd.