Quote: john lucas 101 @ June 16 2009, 2:55 PM BSTIf it's a fifteen year old giraffe. And Japanese.
They do have beautiful long necks.
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Chip, have you seen the film Azumi? ... Ah, Azumi 
Quote: Leevil @ June 16 2009, 3:14 PM BSTChip, have you seen the film Azumi? ... Ah, Azumi
Just Googled it. She looks very nice. Although I was kind of hoping it would be about a giraffe assassin.
Trying to stay off the internet, which is keeping me from getting on with a script which is meant to be finished by Friday. Attempting not to get involved with the Two Pints... poster, whilst simultaneously trying not to get distracted by 4 large magpies having a fight in the garden.
Have changed whooper swan joke from scene 4 to one about swallows (and whooper swans)... God, my life is futile... 
Sitting in the Oklahoma City airport. Just picked up a poster that I left at the security checkpoint. They'd been making announcements over the intercom but I thought they were saying they'd found a toaster.
My phone is broke.
Shit!
Did you drop it in the toilet?
Quote: zooo @ June 16 2009, 8:59 PM BSTDid you drop it in the toilet?
No. It just stopped working.
F**king thing.
Oh, weird.
I've dropped mine near the toilet numerous times. But never in.
I rule at life!
Quote: zooo @ June 16 2009, 2:22 PM BSTWhat was it?
I don't remember. Um...
Quote: zooo @ June 16 2009, 9:04 PM BSTOh, weird.
I've dropped mine near the toilet numerous times. But never in.
I rule at life!
Aaron is laughing at Digital Britain.
Quote: zooo @ June 16 2009, 9:04 PM BSTOh, weird.
I've dropped mine near the toilet numerous times. But never in.
I rule at life!
!
Quote: Aaron @ June 16 2009, 9:08 PM BSTAaron is laughing at Digital Britain.
Cooper wire. Here we again, misguided "Vox pop" Policy.
Nil has a slight toothache. 
Awww toothaches hurt.
Ellie has got back from touch rugby and feels good... but has now had cereal for dinner and feels full!
Quote: EllieJP @ June 16 2009, 10:18 PM BSTAwww toothaches hurt.
My water is too wet.