Quote: Dolly Dagger @ June 16 2009, 4:42 PM BSTMmm I can't think of anyone I think is attractive as a youngster in a film.
One of my female friends once remarked that my 16 year-old nephew was very good-looking (in a fanciable way) and I found that made me feel weird.
My parents once joked (I hope they were joking!) about marrying me off to a guy who used to own a local restaurant we go to, when he came to deliver food and said I was beautiful. Mum just said "She's only just 16!" and laughed. 
Quote: zooo @ June 16 2009, 4:47 PM BSTOh for f**k's sake, I just checked imdb and he's only 2 years younger than Aaron.
So you'd like him to be a pre-teen?
Ooh, when Stormbreaker came out I totally fancied the lead in it and he was only 16.
Okay, lock me up with chipolata. 
Quote: Tim Walker @ June 16 2009, 4:49 PM BSTNot even Sootyj would want to f**k my mother.
Well you know I don't want to, but hell it's a job.
And she owes me for May still!
Quote: Tim Walker @ June 16 2009, 4:49 PM BSTNot even Sootyj would want to f**k my mother.
Is she a commissioning editor?
Quote: Morrace @ June 16 2009, 4:53 PM BSTIs she a commissioning editor?
Like my old mum knows anything about comedy?
Yes.
Quote: Morrace @ June 16 2009, 4:53 PM BSTIs she a commissioning editor?
Yeh you fooled me with that line.
I can't believe I thought the disabled bogs at Kingscross was the radio comedy department.
Quote: sootyj @ June 16 2009, 4:52 PM BSTAnd she owes me for May still!
Can you put it on her slate? She enjoys that.
Go on then, but I cut your dad's line of credit last year.
Quote: sootyj @ June 16 2009, 5:00 PM BSTGo on then, but I cut your dad's line of credit last year.
Quote: sootyj @ June 16 2009, 4:57 PM BSTI can't believe I thought the disabled bogs at Kingscross was the radio comedy department.
It's not what you know - it's poo you know.
I think it's that Paul Merton was having a piss during our "interview" that convinced me.
That was Paul Merton wasn't it?
Quote: sootyj @ June 16 2009, 5:12 PM BSTThat was Paul Merton wasn't it?
Dunno. I didn't see his face.
If I post in this thread, will I be called as a witness?
The moral high ground has kind of been lost...