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Filthy paedo convicted Page 5

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ June 16 2009, 4:42 PM BST

Mmm I can't think of anyone I think is attractive as a youngster in a film.

One of my female friends once remarked that my 16 year-old nephew was very good-looking (in a fanciable way) and I found that made me feel weird.

My parents once joked (I hope they were joking!) about marrying me off to a guy who used to own a local restaurant we go to, when he came to deliver food and said I was beautiful. Mum just said "She's only just 16!" and laughed. Errr

Quote: zooo @ June 16 2009, 4:47 PM BST

Oh for f**k's sake, I just checked imdb and he's only 2 years younger than Aaron.

So you'd like him to be a pre-teen?

Ooh, when Stormbreaker came out I totally fancied the lead in it and he was only 16.

Okay, lock me up with chipolata. :(

Quote: Tim Walker @ June 16 2009, 4:49 PM BST

Not even Sootyj would want to f**k my mother.

Well you know I don't want to, but hell it's a job.

And she owes me for May still!

Quote: Tim Walker @ June 16 2009, 4:49 PM BST

Not even Sootyj would want to f**k my mother.

Is she a commissioning editor?

Quote: Morrace @ June 16 2009, 4:53 PM BST

Is she a commissioning editor?

Like my old mum knows anything about comedy?

Yes.

Quote: Morrace @ June 16 2009, 4:53 PM BST

Is she a commissioning editor?

Yeh you fooled me with that line.

I can't believe I thought the disabled bogs at Kingscross was the radio comedy department.

Quote: sootyj @ June 16 2009, 4:52 PM BST

And she owes me for May still!

Can you put it on her slate? She enjoys that.

Go on then, but I cut your dad's line of credit last year.

Quote: sootyj @ June 16 2009, 5:00 PM BST

Go on then, but I cut your dad's line of credit last year.

Laughing out loud

Quote: sootyj @ June 16 2009, 4:57 PM BST

I can't believe I thought the disabled bogs at Kingscross was the radio comedy department.

It's not what you know - it's poo you know.

I think it's that Paul Merton was having a piss during our "interview" that convinced me.

That was Paul Merton wasn't it?

Quote: sootyj @ June 16 2009, 5:12 PM BST

That was Paul Merton wasn't it?

Dunno. I didn't see his face.

If I post in this thread, will I be called as a witness?

The moral high ground has kind of been lost...

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