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Quote: sootyj @ June 16 2009, 4:27 PM BST

So does that make on a gayer or a gilfophiliac dwarf fancier?

I dunno just as long as she wore that cap, that'd be hot.

I don't believe in labels. Well, unless they help me pull middle-aged women dressed up as naughty school boys.

Then I'd wear one.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ June 16 2009, 4:29 PM BST

At least until she lost all the weight, she looks like she has an eating disorder now.

She's a Hollywood actress. Of course she looks like she's got an eating disorder.

Quote: chipolata @ June 16 2009, 4:30 PM BST

She's a Hollywood actress. Of course she looks like she's got an eating disorder.

It really doesn't suit her. At all. With the weight she was sort of kooky, without it she just looks weird and ill. :(

She used to have that volvuptuos goth thing going on which was rather nice.

Yup. she was never fat, just normal sized and she looked really pretty. Now she looks deformed. She's got that tiny body massive head thing going on now. :(

Quote: chipolata @ June 16 2009, 1:11 PM BST

It's a sad reflection of our times... That said, was the 12 year old fit? ;)

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Quote: The Cool Mikado @ June 16 2009, 1:15 PM BST

Ill-advised record cover of the week

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Had to be Stiff didn't it.

Quote: zooo @ June 16 2009, 4:35 PM BST

Yup. she was never fat, just normal sized and she looked really pretty. Now she looks deformed. She's got that tiny body massive head thing going on now. :(

Oh, thank God for posting, lovely zooo! What a relief, it was all getting a bit "men with puppies"...

Have you got any younger sisters, by the way?

I sometimes wonder if all this milf Sara Palin, Desperate Housewives things. Is a middle aged hollywood actress looks more like a normal 20 something than a 20 something on a loony diet with loads of surgery?

Quote: Tim Walker @ June 16 2009, 4:37 PM BST

Oh, thank God for posting, lovely zooo! What a relief, it was all getting a bit "men with puppies"...

Have you got any younger sisters, by the way?

Sadly not. I do have a 10 year old neighbour in the garden looking for a ball though. I'll get her spruced up for you all.

Mmm I can't think of anyone I think is attractive as a youngster in a film.

One of my female friends once remarked that my 16 year-old nephew was very good-looking (in a fanciable way) and I found that made me feel weird.

I sometimes wonder about Milfs too, sootyj.

I wonder a lot.

Quote: Timbo @ June 16 2009, 1:26 PM BST

It turned out he had walked into a police honey trap. Apparently Trafalgar Square is well known as a place where pervs go to take upskirt shots of young girls with mobile phones.

What's so kinky about girls with mobile phones?

The closest I can get to it is when I saw the film erm... Peter Pan? Had some blonde boy in it playing the title role, and I thought a mixture of 'I would so have fancied him if I was 10 now' and 'he'll be gorgeous when he's older'.
So I guess that was a kind of 'pre-fancying'.

Quote: zooo @ June 16 2009, 4:45 PM BST

Had some blonde boy in it playing the title role

Oh for f**k's sake, I just checked imdb and he's only 2 years younger than Aaron.

He's 9?

No-one really wants to f**k there own mother, do they though? I can categorically say that I don't want to f**k my mother. My Dad doesn't want to f**k my mother. Not even Sootyj would want to f**k my mother.

Now, SILFS or NILF's I could understand.

Or CIFs (Cleaners/Cleaning-products I'd F**k).

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