Er, yes, Soot - just quoting Chris Morris on the Brass Eye special, s'all... 
Filthy paedo convicted Page 3
Quote: sootyj @ June 16 2009, 2:23 PM BST"Atleast we have no paedos they're all white male Christians"
Haven't heard that said before.
Scooty? Scooty? who the heck is that?
Fair point though there being no Canadian paedophiles.
Once a paedophile reaches a farmstead in wilderness that is Canada the kids would have grown up, died of old age or been eaten by a bear.
Quote: chipolata @ June 16 2009, 2:27 PM BSTHaven't heard that said before.
It's a common perception you come across if you work in social services.
Only 2 billion more to get.
Quote: Lee Henman @ June 16 2009, 12:41 PM BSTHow about if they were drawings of the Simpsons?
I can't be the only one to have knocked one out over a picture of Ralph Wiggum fellating Comic Book Guy.
Technically Lisa, Ralf et al are well into their 20s if not 30s.
I wonder if that defence would hold up in court?
Quote: sootyj @ June 16 2009, 4:12 PM BSTTechnically Lisa, Ralf et al are well into their 20s if not 30s.
I wonder if that defence would hold up in court?
Yes, I successfully used a variant of that in Regina vs Walker, which became known as the "Winnie From The Wonder Years defence".
("Dear Sir, please may I have sex with this three year old girl now that she's over 21?")
Hmm a new thread older actress's playing jail bait who you'd quite like to get jiggy with.
Quote: sootyj @ June 16 2009, 4:18 PM BSTHmm a new thread older actress's playing jail bait who you'd quite like to get jiggy with.
Jimmy Krankie.
Quote: sootyj @ June 16 2009, 4:18 PM BSTHmm a new thread older actress's playing jail bait who you'd quite like to get jiggy with.
Oh, please, let's not go there, girlfriend!
Juliette Lewis in Cape Fear?
Christina Ricci in Monster, trying to pretend she was never that little girl in The Addam's Family films. (What really unsettles me is that Ricci - as a grown-up - was in Ally McBeal snogging Peter MacNicol's character. Which felt just so wrong when the last time they were on screen together was when MacNicol played one of the camp leaders in Addam's Family Values. Surely there's a law against that?)
Jenny Agutter in Walkabout? Or maybe a twosome with her and Sally Thomsett in The Railway Children?
Natalie Portman in Leon?
Quote: Rob H @ June 16 2009, 4:19 PM BSTJimmy Krankie.
So does that make on a gayer or a gilfophiliac dwarf fancier?
I dunno just as long as she wore that cap, that'd be hot.
Christina Ricci grrr!
Jenny Agutter waving her pants and hugging beardy men double grrr!
Quote: Matthew Stott @ June 16 2009, 4:26 PM BSTNatalie Portman in Leon?
No!! After Closer I went into denial that she had ever been in that film.
Hollywood is so f**ked-up.
Are any women going to post soon so that this thread doesn't look as dodgy as it is?
Quote: sootyj @ June 16 2009, 4:27 PM BSTChristina Ricci grrr!
At least until she lost all the weight, she looks like she has an eating disorder now.