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Breakfast, shower and then it's off to the airport for a flight back home. Here's a photo I took at last night's Wilco concert. I also have a photo of my sandal-clad feet bathing in a puddle of Budweiser. The drunkest girl in Oklahoma City spilled an entire beer on me and said "I'm sorry" about a hundred times. Then she fell down.

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Quote: DaButt @ June 16 2009, 2:17 PM BST

The drunkest girl in Oklahoma City spilled an entire beer on me and said "I'm sorry" about a hundred times. Then she fell down.

Laughing out loud Oh dear.

I once dreamt that I was in the England Cricket team, I was third choice seamer. Always just scrapping in the team.

It was so real. I woke up thinking I had to face India that morning.

Funny thing is I've never played the game.

I don't have fighting dreams. I have those running away dreams where I'm not getting anywhere. SO annoying. And I have dreams I'm at work. Then I wake up and have to go to real work. It seems so unfair!

Quote: Aaron @ June 16 2009, 12:04 PM BST

I also had an odd dream. Not quite a nightmare, but very odd. Stupid heat. Only had 4 hours sleep.

What was it?

Quote: zooo @ June 16 2009, 2:22 PM BST

What was it?

Yes, do tell! There's nothing I like hearing about more than other peoples dreams and nightmares! Whistling nnocently

Quote: DaButt @ June 16 2009, 2:17 PM BST

Breakfast, shower and then it's off to the airport for a flight back home. Here's a photo I took at last night's Wilco concert. I also have a photo of my sandal-clad feet bathing in a puddle of Budweiser. The drunkest girl in Oklahoma City spilled an entire beer on me and said "I'm sorry" about a hundred times. Then she fell down.

Laughing out loud Good story.

Quote: chipolata @ June 16 2009, 2:24 PM BST

Yes, do tell! There's nothing I like hearing about more than other peoples dreams and nightmares! Whistling nnocently

What about post-pubescent pre-legal females?

Quote: chipolata @ June 16 2009, 2:24 PM BST

Yes, do tell! There's nothing I like hearing about more than other peoples dreams and nightmares! Whistling nnocently

You would probably want to hear your boyfriend's though. :)

You should ask that work experience girl. She might have nightmares about some drooling scary wild-eyed man chasing her down the corridors at work... or something. :)

Quote: zooo @ June 16 2009, 2:33 PM BST

You would probably want to hear your boyfriend's though. :)

He already bores me to death on the subject every morning. :)

Quote: zooo @ June 16 2009, 2:33 PM BST

You should ask that work experience girl. She might have nightmares about some drooling scary wild-eyed man chasing her down the corridors at work... or something. :)

Young ladies find the attention of older men very flattering... :)

Quote: chipolata @ June 16 2009, 2:35 PM BST

Young ladies find the attention of older men very flattering... :)

"I rest my case for the defence, m'lud."

Quote: john lucas 101 @ June 16 2009, 2:37 PM BST

"I rest my case for the defence, m'lud."

:D

Haha!

At Zoooo's urging in another thread, I just used the "search" function. It actually works! :O

You are having a giraffe.

Quote: zooo @ June 16 2009, 2:51 PM BST

You are having a giraffe.

If it's a fifteen year old giraffe. And Japanese.

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