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Filthy paedo convicted

An Australian man has been convicted in the New South Wales Supreme Court of the heinous crime of possessing child pornography on his computer. He was fined 3000 dollars and bound over for two years. Scumbag deserved all he got, right?

Well yeah - until you hear the rest of the story. The "child pornography" images on his computer were actually drawings of kids. Still disgusted?

How about if they were drawings of the Simpsons? With Millhouse bonking Lisa etc. The High Court judge decided that by accepting a person may be real or imaginary, and may be depicted by drawing then "a cartoon character might well constitute the depiction of such a person". So now this guy is a convicted pedo and will have that stigma for the rest of his life.

My question is - have you seen these rude Simpsons pics? Had them on your computer? Because I have. They were flying around email boxes like nobody's business back in the day, and were always seen as a gag - a tasteless joke to be forwarded on to your mates. So in the Australian High Court's eyes, not only am I also a filthy paedo but millions of other internet users are too.

Do'h!

story here: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/12/08/simpsons_supreme_court/

Quote: Lee Henman @ June 16 2009, 12:41 PM BST

My question is - have you seen these rude Simpsons pics? Had them on your computer? Because I have.

Filthy pedo.

Quote: Lee Henman @ June 16 2009, 12:41 PM BST

My question is - have you seen these rude Simpsons pics? Had them on your computer? Because I have.

Filthy paedo.

Errr

filthy speedos

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But what do you expect? We're so hysterical and knee-jerk about child abuse and paedophilia as a society, that you're going to get stuff like this. Just like a while back there was that pedeotricians office vandalised in Wales and Pedo spray-painted on it. Just like whenever an art gallery features pictures of naked children The Sun (which regularly has countdowns to fresh Page 3 models being old enough to show their baps) is down on them like a tonne of bricks.

Quote: chipolata @ June 16 2009, 12:58 PM BST

But what do you expect? We're so hysterical and knee-jerk about child abuse and paedophilia as a society, that you're going to get stuff like this.

How's the work experience girl, Chip?:P

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 16 2009, 1:00 PM BST

How's the work experience girl, Chip?:P

In on Thursday! :$

So, what about owning or selling a copy of Lolita the book or film?

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ June 16 2009, 1:07 PM BST

So, what about owning or selling a copy of Lolita the book or film?

Great book, but the films are a bit gutless.

Quote: chipolata @ June 16 2009, 12:58 PM BST

But what do you expect? We're so hysterical and knee-jerk about child abuse and paedophilia as a society, that you're going to get stuff like this. Just like a while back there was that pedeotricians office vandalised in Wales and Pedo spray-painted on it. Just like whenever an art gallery features pictures of naked children The Sun (which regularly has countdowns to fresh Page 3 models being old enough to show their baps) is down on them like a tonne of bricks.

The other week my missus was approachedd by two very stern lifeguards at Alton Towers waterpark for daring to take a pic of our son in the pool, the child-abusing whore!

I used to walk my dog on a community green near my house until a young girl (about 12) started talking to me because she likes Lucy (the dog). Every time I went over there this girl would come bounding over and make a fuss of Lucy, asking me questions about her etc.
Then I began to notice that every time she came over, a woman would come out of her house or look out of her window and watch me intently. She was obviously the girl's mother. Then I was in Tescos and I saw the woman whispering to a friend of hers whilst looking in my direction.

That's when I stopped walking Lucy on that green. Lovely world we live in isn't it?

Quote: Lee Henman @ June 16 2009, 1:08 PM BST

The other week my missus was approachedd by two very stern lifeguards at Alton Towers waterpark for daring to take a pic of our son in the pool, the child-abusing whore!

I used to walk my dog on a community green near my house until a young girl (about 12) started talking to me because she likes Lucy (the dog). Every time I went over there this girl would come bounding over and make a fuss of Lucy, asking me questions about her etc.
Then I began to notice that every time she came over, a woman would come out of her house or look out of her window and watch me intently. She was obviously the girl's mother. Then I was in Tescos and I saw the woman whispering to a friend of hers whilst looking in my direction.

That's when I stopped walking Lucy on that green. Lovely world we live in isn't it?

It's a sad reflection of our times... That said, was the 12 year old fit? ;)

Ill-advised record cover of the week

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Soon children will be required to covered in burkha type coverings for the fear that they are encouraging paedophiles.

My mum used to let me and my sister run around in sprinklers with no top on when we were really young... 3-4 years old. You couldn't do that now hey? The thing is Paedos have always been there.

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