Quote: EllieJP @ June 16 2009, 11:15 AM BSTI said to him it's because I don't worry about that part of my life. The wild giant hippos on the other hand...
A sign that you have serious self-image issues? 
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Quote: Rob H @ June 16 2009, 11:16 AM BSTA sign that you have serious self-image issues?
What kind of statement is that for a gentleman, mmm? Tut tut tut.
Quote: EllieJP @ June 16 2009, 11:15 AM BSTI said to him it's because I don't worry about that part of my life. The wild giant hippos on the other hand...
Yeah I know they are psychotic.
I dreamt last night that I took a one armed lady out for dinner. Have you ever seen a one armed person cut steak?>
Boderline cruelty.
Quote: john lucas 101 @ June 16 2009, 11:18 AM BSTWhat kind of statement is that for a gentleman, mmm? Tut tut tut.
Don't blame me; I'm merely Freud's messenger.
Quote: Rob H @ June 16 2009, 11:21 AM BSTDon't blame me; I'm merely Freud's messenger.
Be that as it may, sir, you are a cad. *slaps Rob H with effiminate glove*.
Quote: Rob H @ June 16 2009, 11:16 AM BSTA sign that you have serious self-image issues?
Ha - may well be true.
Quote: john lucas 101 @ June 16 2009, 11:24 AM BSTBe that as it may, sir, you are a cad. *slaps Rob H with effiminate glove*.
Sir, you are very much mistaken. A bounder, for sure, but a cad? Never!
Grass before breakfast, sir.
Quote: Rob H @ June 16 2009, 11:45 AM BSTGrass before breakfast, sir.
*googles 'grass before breakfast' - ah, it means 'a duel'.*
*I'm going to call his bluff*
Right, name the date and one of us will get satisfaction.
Quote: PhQnix @ June 15 2009, 3:02 PM BSTWhy is there support so much better in the US than over here, ask them that!
their*
Afternoon Aaron 
Quote: Nil Putters @ June 16 2009, 10:37 AM BSTI was at my works Christmas do. I punched one of my collegues in the face which broke his nose and knocked him out. Then the police arrived but didn't arrest me, although I did get the sack. It took me a while after I woke up to realise it hadn't happened.
I also had an odd dream. Not quite a nightmare, but very odd. Stupid heat. Only had 4 hours sleep.
And I also had one of those weird firing dreams, a bit over a year ago. I dreamt that I'd been looking at porn at work, and whilst I was off sick it had been discovered and I had had an e-mail telling me to meet with the MD. (None of it actually happened.)
Quote: Darren Pomroy @ June 16 2009, 11:07 AM BST
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Quote: Aaron @ June 16 2009, 12:04 PM BSTAnd I also had one of those weird firing dreams, a bit over a year ago. I dreamt that I'd been looking at porn at work, and whilst I was off sick it had been discovered and I had had an e-mail telling me to meet with the MD. (None of it actually happened.)
I hate fighting dreams. I'm actually quite tough, so when punches in my sleep make no impact it's so frustrating.
Quote: john lucas 101 @ June 16 2009, 11:57 AM BSTRight, name the date and one of us will get satisfaction.
"I demand satisfaction!"
Quote: EllieJP @ June 16 2009, 12:06 PM BSTI hate fighting dreams. I'm actually quite tough, so when punches in my sleep make no impact it's so frustrating.
I can't say I've ever had a fighting dream.
Quote: Aaron @ June 16 2009, 12:04 PM BSTAnd I also had one of those weird firing dreams, a bit over a year ago. I dreamt that I'd been looking at porn at work, and whilst I was off sick it had been discovered and I had had an e-mail telling me to meet with the MD. (None of it actually happened.)
Dirty boy.
Quote: EllieJP @ June 16 2009, 12:06 PM BSTI hate fighting dreams. I'm actually quite tough, so when punches in my sleep make no impact it's so frustrating.
I get those quite a lot. They are very frustrating. Sometimes as a variation I'm firing a gun at someone at point blank range and just keep missing.