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I had to shove a guy yesterday who ran 20 feet and stood right in front of me while I was Keeper. The first time I just moved. The second time was a corner kick and he was so close to me his shirt touched my nose. So I shoved him and he fell on the ground. His team freaked out but he didn't say anything. Bastard knew what he had done.

Quote: Curt @ June 15 2009, 11:51 AM BST

I had to shove a guy yesterday who ran 20 feet and stood right in front of me while I was Keeper. The first time I just moved. The second time was a corner kick and he was so close to me his shirt touched my nose. So I shoved him and he fell on the ground. His team freaked out but he didn't say anything. Bastard knew what he had done.

Go you! Grrrr

Quote: Darren Pomroy @ June 15 2009, 11:47 AM BST

There's no 'I' team, he would be only be half the player without you, give yourself more credit.

Ha - Tis true...

Quote: Curt @ June 15 2009, 11:51 AM BST

So I shoved him and he fell on the ground.

Thug.

Quote: EllieJP @ June 14 2009, 5:04 PM BST

Ellie enjoyed going to Thorpe Park yesterday and bought a new summer dress today. :)

Girl.

Quote: chipolata @ June 15 2009, 11:57 AM BST

Thug.

I'll shove you too, I'll shove the lot of you!
I'm the shover.

Quote: Darren Pomroy @ June 15 2009, 9:47 AM BST

Had a great weekend and is feeling very happy. Spreading love to all my BSG peeps, mwah mwah mwah

I'm glad someone's had a jolly weekend! Mine has been plagued by revision. :(

Soooo - Robyn is still revising. Hormonal Control of Sexual Reproduction. Nice.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 15 2009, 1:57 PM BST

Hormonal Control of Sexual Reproduction.

Send a copy to Chipolata when you've finished.

I had to draw it out yesterday, though not *quite* as graphically as could be assumed, and my nan was very confused. Laughing out loud

Laughing out loud

They didn't have them in my day!

She then had a go at me for watching 'Schindler's List', saying that it "...wasn't proper for young girls." I do worry about how I'm going to turn out with this being one side of the family, and the other being a grandmother who thinks "Broccoli is suspicious".

Laughing out loud

The fun you can have with Broccoli mind games in your house :D

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 15 2009, 2:09 PM BST

a grandmother who thinks "Broccoli is suspicious".

Laughing out loudLaughing out loudLaughing out loud

*shakes head* Laughing out loud As if Elliot didn't think my family were crazy enough, what with mum hoovering all the time, I'm very surprised he didn't run off when he briefly met them all at Christmas!

Quote: Aaron @ June 15 2009, 2:12 PM BST

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She apparently thinks that "There could be stuff living in all the bunches!"

She has uncovered an evil vegetable plot to conquer the world.

Or, she is crazy.

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