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Actors amaze me with the lovely things they do to the Slaggs' words: from the local am-dram to the pro. Although the characters are rooted in my mind, and I've disagreed with some interpretations, each time an actor's been let loose on our stuff we've seen new ways of approaching things, new ideas to play with.

I understand why they're all so lovey coz after the performance I just want to hug them to say thanks. Although I'm glad I feign a faint so that I can be dragged out before they start jabbering about non-actory stuff.

Quote: SlagA @ June 14 2009, 10:25 PM BST

Actors amaze me with the lovely things they do to the Slaggs' words: from the local am-dram to the pro. Although the characters are rooted in my mind, and I've disagreed with some interpretations, each time an actor's been let loose on our stuff we've seen new ways of approaching things, new ideas to play with.

I understand why they're all so lovey coz after the performance I just want to hug them to say thanks. Although I'm glad I feign a faint so that I can be dragged out before they start jabbering about non-actory stuff.

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Some are great. Some ain't. Like writers. Like humans.

Quote: Lazzard @ June 14 2009, 11:22 AM BST

That'll be actors sorted out then.

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I admit a long-standing problem with actors ever since I was 14 and appearing in the national tour of Oliver!. Victor Spinnetti, who was playing Fagin, was really nice and friendly to us kids. However, Liz Fraser (minor Carry On... actress) was frankly a sulky bitch. She refused to speak for me for a month after I completely accidentally trod on her sausage dog. Her precious bloody sausage dog. I've been wary of actors ever since.

(By the way, the phrase "trod on her sausage dog" is not a euphenism for anything as far as I'm aware.)

Quote: Tim Walker @ June 14 2009, 11:43 PM BST

I admit a long-standing problem with actors ever since I was 14 and appearing in the national tour of Oliver!. Victor Spinnetti, who was playing Fagin, was really nice and friendly to us kids. However, Liz Fraser (minor Carry On... actress) was frankly a sulky bitch. She refused to speak for me for a month after I completely accidentally trod on her sausage dog. Her precious bloody sausage dog. I've been wary of actors ever since.

(By the way, the phrase "trod on her sausage dog" is not a euphenism for anything as far as I'm aware.)

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Looked up Liz Fraser's pic and vaguely remember her getting shagged in a bubble bath in a Confessions movie. Or was that Amanda Barrie? Or Lynda Bellingham? All those 7os actresses were at it.

Liz had a saucy cinema scene in the Sex Pistols film.

I want to see a sausage dog being stepped on.
And I want to see it now.