Morrace
Sunday 14th June 2009 3:24pm [Edited]
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Quote: Matthew Stott @ June 14 2009, 11:42 AM BST
I think you're assuming a lot there, we have no idea where the idea for The Fast Show character came from.
We do now....
1980
CARL SPACKLER:
So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.
1994
PATRICK NICE:
[spraying his plants in the conservatory...]
... and all my environmental proposals were accepted at the Earth Summit.
out of the developing nations. Even though it was just an off-the-cuff
remark about greenfly.[slight pause] Which was nice.