Sooooo tired. Watched the NHL final game...Pittsburgh Penguins won...I hate Sidney Crosby as much as I hate Ronaldo....it's 8:20 am and I don't know why I am awake right now.
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Quote: Curt @ June 13 2009, 1:24 PM BSTSooooo tired. Watched the NHL final game...Pittsburgh Penguins won...I hate Sidney Crosby as much as I hate Ronaldo....it's 8:20 am and I don't know why I am awake right now.
Quote: don rushmore @ June 13 2009, 1:04 PM BSTMay I suggest:
How do you make an Icelandic Whooper Swan sing?
Put it in the oven until its bill withers.
*polite 1930s radio audience round of applause*
[BBC ANOUNCER:] "...and now here's Mr Sidney Palmèire and his Jazz Peculiars with The Girl With The Prophylactic In Her Hair..."
Quote: Curt @ June 13 2009, 1:24 PM BSTSooooo tired. Watched the NHL final game...Pittsburgh Penguins won...I hate Sidney Crosby as much as I hate Ronaldo....it's 8:20 am and I don't know why I am awake right now.
Is hockey a sport now? 
Quote: Tim Walker @ June 13 2009, 1:32 PM BST*polite 1930s radio audience round of applause*
{BBC ANOUNCER:} "...and now here's Mr Sidney Palmèire and his Jazz Peculiars with The Girl With The Prophylactic In Her Hair..."
Quote: Tim Walker @ June 13 2009, 1:32 PM BSTIs hockey a sport now?
If physical play is any indicator of sport than in comparison, hockey makes Soccer look like a game of boccie.
Sorry, hockey is for schoolgirls in this country. My mistake. 
Quote: Curt @ June 13 2009, 1:39 PM BSTIf physical play is any indicator of sport than in comparison, hockey makes Soccer look like a game of boccie.
But so does Cricket. 
Quote: Tim Walker @ June 13 2009, 1:40 PM BSTSorry, hockey is for schoolgirls in this country. My mistake.
I suppose I should I just take this as an indicator that the English take even the manliest of sports and make it weak enough for 'schoolgirls in the country' to play.
Quote: Curt @ June 13 2009, 1:44 PM BSTI suppose I should I just take this as an indicator that the English take even the manliest of sports and make it weak enough for 'schoolgirls in the country' to play.
Quote: Gavin @ June 13 2009, 1:40 PM BSTBut so does Cricket.
Cricket is a game not a sport.
Quote: Curt @ June 13 2009, 1:44 PM BSTCricket is a game not a sport.
It's not even a game mate it's a giant waste of breath.
Yay Nil love the Avatar!
Quote: Gavin @ June 13 2009, 1:47 PM BSTYay Nil love the Avatar!
Aw, yayy! 
Nil, cheer up. You're looking a bit Bleu.
Let's just look at the facts, Curt...
Hockey is for girls.
Ice skating is for girls or homosexuals.
So ice hockey... well, I think I've proved my point.
Cricket is what we do now instead of ruling an Empire.
Quote: Tim Walker @ June 13 2009, 1:50 PM BSTCricket is what we do now instead of ruling an Empire.
Except didn't we actually rule? not keep losing to every one that could lift a bat.
We suck.
Quote: Gavin @ June 13 2009, 1:51 PM BSTExcept didn't we actually rule? not keep losing to every one that could lift a bat.
We suck.
I never said we ruled cricket. It just keeps the chaps pleasantly occupied in the absence of the Empire. If the rest of the world want us to fight and win colonial wars instead of losing to part-timers in 20-20 cricket, then they only have to say.
Quote: Gavin @ June 13 2009, 1:47 PM BSTYay Nil love the Avatar!
Quote: JuliaC @ June 13 2009, 1:49 PM BSTAw, yayy!
Quote: Leevil @ June 13 2009, 1:49 PM BSTNil, cheer up. You're looking a bit Bleu.
Gav can't get all the attention!