God, I'm pissed.

INT. NIGHT. PUB TOILET.

Man reels into empty toilet and stands unsteadily at urinal, spare hand propping him up against the wall.

MAN: [To self] God, I'm pissed.

VOICE OF GOD: No you're not.

MAN: Huh? Who said that?

VOICE OF GOD: Me, God. You're not pissed, you're merry.

MAN: Merry? Pshaw! I'm well pissed. Anyway God, I bet you've never even been pissed.

VOICE OF GOD: If only that were true. Behold the evidence.

AN IMAGE OF A NARWHAL APPEARS ON THE TOILET WALL IN FRONT OF THE MAN.

End.

Narwhal credit: Sootyj

That's quite jolly and thanks for noting my peculiar obsession.

Does this also explain the Duck-billed Platypus?

Good sketch by the way.

Despite it not being theologically true, according to any number of the world's religions, it's still a good sketch based on a good idea.

P.S. Tell Sooty 10% for idea-prompting is the standard rate, and not the 20% he tried charging me, eh?

Ooh, duck-billed platypus. I love 'em. Along with Horseshoe crabs.

Quote: sootyj @ June 11 2009, 8:22 PM BST

That's quite jolly and thanks for noting my peculiar obsession.

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There's just ONE?

Quote: Leevil @ June 11 2009, 8:42 PM BST

Does this also explain the Duck-billed Platypus?

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Bah! You've preempted the next in the series.

You're the other 99.

Busting my balls tonight Mr Slagg?

I'm just in a playful mood, Sir.