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I KNOW!

...and even if you weren't it would be hard to be offended by Gary Glitter's alter ego Smarmy

Quote: Rob H @ June 11 2009, 2:30 PM BST

Ah, the mantra of the unloved.

You couldn't afford my loving. Try Paul, he turns drinks for beer.

I didn't realise your loving was for sale Roo. I feel cheapened. And strangely aroused...

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ June 11 2009, 2:36 PM BST

...and even if you weren't it would be hard to be offended by Gary Glitter's alter ego Smarmy

The underage girls I fancy LOOK overage!! Honest! Whistling nnocently

Quote: Rob H @ June 11 2009, 2:37 PM BST

I didn't realise your loving was for sale Roo. I feel cheapened. And strangely aroused...

Hugs count, right?

Quote: chipolata @ June 11 2009, 2:37 PM BST

The underage girls I fancy LOOK overage!! Honest! Whistling nnocently

Two words. JAIL BAIT.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ June 11 2009, 2:38 PM BST

Hugs count, right?

If they don't I'm still a virgin. :(

Quote: chipolata @ June 11 2009, 2:37 PM BST

The underage girls I fancy LOOK overage!! Honest! Whistling nnocently

I was 15 less than 3 years ago this, in honesty, scares me a bit, even though I was doubtlessly not as leggy or with as good skin. :|

Quote: Rob H @ June 11 2009, 10:49 AM BST

A-levels are the most stressful exams I've ever done. Degrees are a breeze in comparison.

:| Blimey.

And exams are officially traumatic and terrible. Not only that, but talking about them is excruciating because they make you realise you've crapped up.

Quote: Geoff Mutton @ June 11 2009, 12:45 PM BST

I was talking to a final year student recently. He was £7k in the red and had no idea or plan how he would repay his student loan.

I found this a bit disconcerting as he was working towards a degree in Economics. Huh?

Welcome to Blair-legacy university education! :D

(Although to be fair, it does depend on the length of his course.)

Quote: Rob H @ June 11 2009, 2:40 PM BST

If they don't I'm still a virgin. :(

Sitting on a public toilet seat also counts.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ June 11 2009, 1:31 PM BST

Experience is more important than grades.

Try telling that to the GMC.

Quote: Aaron @ June 11 2009, 2:43 PM BST

Try telling that to the GMC.

*Writes email*

Quote: Aaron @ June 11 2009, 2:41 PM BST

:| Blimey.

You don't agree Aaron?

If my doctor has a degree, I'll be in shock.

Quote: Rob H @ June 11 2009, 2:44 PM BST

You don't agree Aaron?

Not in the slightest.

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