British Comedy Guide

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Quote: Badge @ May 26 2009, 10:34 PM BST

"Hey King, you should shag The Duchess. I know I have."

Where is the smiley that shows you laughing and being sick at the same time ?

:D Sick

That'll do

Quote: Ben @ May 26 2009, 10:11 PM BST

It was shortly after this meeting that Elvis decided he would never visit the UK.

I make Ben The winner.

So if you fancy doing a new one Ben, go ahead.

Unusually, the police line-up was a great way to make new friends.

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Eggsterminate! Eggsterminate!

My apolgies.

Quote: Rob H @ June 11 2009, 2:23 PM BST

Eggsterminate! Eggsterminate!

My apolgies.

Laughing out loud

The prototype of the 'she-wee' wasn't a great success.

"Does that feel good? How about this?"

"BSG plunges to new depths"

Dalek eats plumber.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ June 11 2009, 2:09 PM BST

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'That's right Mr. Bond, my robotic breast pump will steal all of the booby milk in Britain, effectively wiping out the population in one master stroke, I call her Maggie'.

I reckon the photo is from Blue Peter in the 1960's. The guy is the presenter Christopher Trace, with whom I used to drink.
Knowing him, the caption should probably read;
"And the cup fits exactly over Valerie's [Singleton] left breast, with her nipple in the small aperture in the centre"

He was a bit of a pervert.

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