They're briefly mentioned in 'Rock Lobster' by the B-52s.
That's all I've got, sorry fact fans.
Narwhals: Is someone taking the micheal? Page 2
Quote: sootyj @ June 11 2009, 12:44 AM BSTWell are they? Aparently they exist, but it seems so stupid whales with horns?
So are narwhales real? Or is this a sinister plot to make Sootyj look even more stupid than he already does?
This will answer all your questions I think.
I had a friend who thought seahorses were made up like mermaids.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ June 11 2009, 12:13 PM BSTI had a friend who thought seahorses were made up like mermaids.
With lipstick, mascara etc.?
Don't be silly.
There is no such thing as a decent waterproof lipstick.
I looked for a good image, but failed.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 11 2009, 12:46 PM BSTI looked for a good image, but failed.
That's a bunch of slugs with cocktail sticks in them photoshopped into the arctic.
Never had the pleasure of meeting a narwhal, but I've scratched a manatee's belly.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ June 11 2009, 1:36 PM BSThttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSjjHiysBbE
Ok I surrender there are such things as narwhals. You'd think they'd make more fuss about them, penguins obviously have better agents.
Now I refuse to believe in the East Timorese, invisible hiding squirrel.
Thaaaaanks, Rubes. 
Quote: DaButt @ June 11 2009, 1:38 PM BSTNever had the pleasure of meeting a narwhal, but I've scratched a manatee's belly.
Didja nibble it's ear and tell it, it was the only aquatic bovine for you?
Quote: sootyj @ June 11 2009, 1:46 PM BSTDidja nibble it's ear and tell it, it was the only aquatic bovine for you?
No, they don't excite me sexually because they fart a lot. If you spend a few minutes at a zoo's manatee exhibit you're certain to see an underwater fart. The little kids love it.
I'm sure I read that line in the latest Mills and Boon novel.
"The Greggs manageress and the pikey,"
Quote: sootyj @ June 11 2009, 1:42 PM BSTNow I refuse to believe in the East Timorese, invisible hiding squirrel.
Fantasy! Why would it hide if it were invisible?