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Narwhals: Is someone taking the micheal? Page 2

They're briefly mentioned in 'Rock Lobster' by the B-52s.

That's all I've got, sorry fact fans.

Quote: sootyj @ June 11 2009, 12:44 AM BST

Well are they? Aparently they exist, but it seems so stupid whales with horns?

So are narwhales real? Or is this a sinister plot to make Sootyj look even more stupid than he already does?

This will answer all your questions I think.

I had a friend who thought seahorses were made up like mermaids.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ June 11 2009, 12:13 PM BST

I had a friend who thought seahorses were made up like mermaids.

With lipstick, mascara etc.?

Don't be silly.

There is no such thing as a decent waterproof lipstick.

I looked for a good image, but failed.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 11 2009, 12:46 PM BST

I looked for a good image, but failed.

Image

That's a bunch of slugs with cocktail sticks in them photoshopped into the arctic.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSjjHiysBbE

Never had the pleasure of meeting a narwhal, but I've scratched a manatee's belly.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ June 11 2009, 1:36 PM BST

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSjjHiysBbE

Ok I surrender there are such things as narwhals. You'd think they'd make more fuss about them, penguins obviously have better agents.

Now I refuse to believe in the East Timorese, invisible hiding squirrel.

Thaaaaanks, Rubes. :D

Quote: DaButt @ June 11 2009, 1:38 PM BST

Never had the pleasure of meeting a narwhal, but I've scratched a manatee's belly.

Didja nibble it's ear and tell it, it was the only aquatic bovine for you?

Quote: sootyj @ June 11 2009, 1:46 PM BST

Didja nibble it's ear and tell it, it was the only aquatic bovine for you?

No, they don't excite me sexually because they fart a lot. If you spend a few minutes at a zoo's manatee exhibit you're certain to see an underwater fart. The little kids love it.

I'm sure I read that line in the latest Mills and Boon novel.

"The Greggs manageress and the pikey,"

Quote: sootyj @ June 11 2009, 1:42 PM BST

Now I refuse to believe in the East Timorese, invisible hiding squirrel.

Fantasy! Why would it hide if it were invisible?

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