There's a new work experience girl in and she has VERY long legs. 
(Pity she's only fifteen and her dad works here too 
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Quote: chipolata @ June 11 2009, 9:46 AM BSTThere's a new work experience girl in and she has VERY long legs.
(Pity she's only fifteen and her dad works here too
Sexy long legs are worth a punch of the dad surely?
mmm yummy long legs! 
Quote: Darren Pomroy @ June 11 2009, 10:57 AM BSTSexy long legs are worth a punch of the dad surely?
mmm yummy long legs!
Punch from the dad, maybe. Spell in prison, probably not.
Robyn aaaaaches and is run dooooown. 
The work experience girl is alone in the office with me now! By Christ, her skin is so flawless and her breasts so pert!
Quote: chipolata @ June 11 2009, 1:06 PM BSTThe work experience girl is alone in the office with me now! By Christ, her skin is so flawless and her breasts so pert!
You're going to rape her, aren't you. Then wear her skin as a vest.
Quote: chipolata @ June 11 2009, 1:06 PM BSTThe work experience girl is alone in the office with me now! By Christ, her skin is so flawless and her breasts so pert!
that's a set up for a porno.
You should tell her that Chip, go man go!!!
Quote: chipolata @ June 11 2009, 1:06 PM BSTThe work experience girl is alone in the office with me now! By Christ, her skin is so flawless and her breasts so pert!
What, you mean who the one who's FIFTEEN?!
Quote: chipolata @ June 11 2009, 1:06 PM BSTThe work experience girl is alone in the office with me now! By Christ, her skin is so flawless and her breasts so pert!
Just go for it, leave no lasting mark and its her word against yours.
Chip Chip he's our man if he can't do it - Someone else will, probably some spotty fifteen year old, your doing her a favour.
*reports thread to the police*
Quote: zooo @ June 11 2009, 1:26 PM BST*reports thread to the police*
*Police investigate and agree that the girls skin is indeed flawless*
She's just left the office.
Ha. I made sure I sent it to the NON paedo police.
They prefer men. In their twenties. Watch out boys.
Quote: Matthew Stott @ June 11 2009, 1:27 PM BST*Police investigate and agree that the girls skin is indeed flawless*
And makes a great vest.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ June 10 2009, 11:27 PM BSTI would but I'm already married to Slag A for immigration purposes.
Ay, another two years and I can officially live on this planet.
And I can apply for citizenship to Bunnyworld!!!!