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Quote: Nil Putters @ June 6 2009, 8:53 PM BST

You're lucky your picture's so low quality or you'd have been on there. :D

I guessed so. I'm flattered that you want to think of me in that way.

Quote: PhQnix @ June 7 2009, 4:47 PM BST

That zip line is getting a lot of mileage today Gav. :P

I haven't got this email, I feel left out.

You've not got your e-mail address public. :)

I think it is a slow news day today. One of the top stories on the BBC website is how the Earth is at risk of hitting Mars or Venus....in a billion or so years.

Top stuff BBC types!

Maybe it meant the chocolate bar and the tennis player.

That sounds like the setup to a joke.

Why did Venus Williams get disqualified for eating a Mars Bar? Because of all the racket.

Quote: Leevil @ June 10 2009, 9:50 PM BST

Maybe it meant the chocolate bar and the tennis player.

Nothing surprises me anymore.

It's interesting, Real Madrid have bought Ronaldo for £80million, for just £20 million more they could have bought Newcastle!

Quote: bigfella @ June 11 2009, 11:29 AM BST

It's interesting

Trust me, it isn't. :)

Quote: bigfella @ June 11 2009, 11:29 AM BST

It's interesting, Real Madrid have bought Ronaldo for £80million, for just £20 million more they could have bought Newcastle!

Up yours tudor boy!

Quote: Nil Putters @ June 11 2009, 12:35 PM BST

Up yours tudor boy!

:)

Quote: EllieJP @ June 6 2009, 1:29 PM BST

I recognised Mark and Chappers but couldn't tell the rest, but I've watched it again and can see now. Brill! Laughing out loud

I didn't know someone was filming it.

:D

Quote: bigfella @ June 7 2009, 3:31 PM BST

Great Excitement! I have received an email from a girl in Africa who tells me she acquired my email address from my profile on this very site. She thinks that we would be a good match and wished me to email her. Might she wish me to make a purchase of sexual favours do you think? I'm thinking Africa is a tad far to visit for said favour. Maybe she simply wishes me to get her into the country or strip my bank account of both of it's pound coins. I would like to think I was the only member of this site to receive such correspondence but I bet Nil or someone will burst my bubble.

Yeah yeah yeah. join the queue.

Quote: zooo @ June 7 2009, 4:13 PM BST

Hee.
I just got that email too.
I predict we shall all have one before the day is out.

Probably didn't realise you're a girly.

Another local robber meets his maker at the hands of the armed populace:

SAN ANTONIO -- A man was shot and killed when police say he tried to rob a bakery.

Investigators told News 4 WOAI Roberto Adame tried to rob the Cinderella Bakery on Saltillo Wednesday evening.

During the robbery, Adame reportedly threatened an employee with a knife. One of the employees then pulled a gun and fired at Adame. The 29-year-old was hit twice, once in the arm and once in the chest. Adame then ran out of the bakery. Police found him a short time later.

He was taken to Wilford Hall Medical Center, where he later died.

The employee who shot him is not expected to face any charges.

http://www.woai.com/news/local/story/Police-Bakery-worker-shoots-and-kills-robber/yxYZy1F6X0qHiT5VqYQDgg.cspx?rss=68

Quote: Chappers @ June 11 2009, 5:08 PM BST

Probably didn't realise you're a girly.

My email has the name Laura in it!

She a big old bisexual African lady, so she is.

Quote: zooo @ June 11 2009, 5:17 PM BST

My email has the name Laura in it!

She a big old bisexual African lady, so she is.

Oh in that case - where's my delete box?

Awww.

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