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Narwhals: Is someone taking the micheal?

Well are they? Aparently they exist, but it seems so stupid whales with horns?

So are narwhales real? Or is this a sinister plot to make Sootyj look even more stupid than he already does?

No "e" in narwhal.

Why is a whale having sex with a unicorn so hard to believe?

Because whale's are among the oldest and wisest races in the world, with the wisdom of the oceans.

Surely they'd use protection?

If you think that's weird try this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4GR6OxGrf4

They're a form of cow dontcha' know.

I still find camel spiders weird, mainly because other people don't.
It's a spider the size of my head that eats mice, why is no one else freaked out?

Quote: David Bussell @ June 11 2009, 8:08 AM BST

Why is a whale having sex with a unicorn so hard to believe?

Exactly! Millions believe this:

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Nature's Great Events http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44sjE_x1X4k

Though they never covered the mass submissions from wannabee comedy writers for a BBC Open Doors show...

Dan

Quote: sootyj @ June 11 2009, 12:44 AM BST

Well are they? Aparently they exist, but it seems so stupid whales with horns?

So are narwhales real? Or is this a sinister plot to make Sootyj look even more stupid than he already does?

Umm, yes.

Which a plot against me or are they real?

Hey why are narwhals like sheep?
They both give Wales the horn.

:D They're real. They live around the artic IIRC.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44sjE_x1X4k - From the BBC's Nature's Great Events

Like I said, *three* posts above!

Am I completely invisible?!

Dan

Is someone there? ;)

Sorry Dan.

Quote: David Bussell @ June 11 2009, 8:08 AM BST

Why is a whale having sex with a unicorn so hard to believe?

I betthat's nothing but awkward.

Quote: Nil Putters @ June 11 2009, 9:27 AM BST

:D They're real. They live around the artic IIRC.

My lorry-driver mate has never seen them round his artic.

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