Aw. Pauline. I would buy her lots of pens.
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Fancy gel ones.
Defo!
Just realised I forgot to shave. Still beardy.
Julia would have known. 
Long before your implied naughtiness, yes.
Has been in bed with what I thought might be swine flu turned out to be the worse come down in the history of come downs! 
Quote: Darren Pomroy @ June 10 2009, 9:39 AM BSTHas been in bed with what I thought might be swine flu turned out to be the worse come down in the history of come downs!
Is that some kind of euphemism for scat games?
Ellie is feeling confused with everything. Finally get flat mate sorted, for her relationship to be in a bit of a mess. 
Quote: EllieJP @ June 10 2009, 12:10 PM BSTEllie is feeling confused with everything. Finally get flat mate sorted, for her relationship to be in a bit of a mess.
All Rob can offer is that life is a bit shit at times. *shrugs at own uselessness*
Have a punctuation bunny I've pasted from another thread.
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Quote: EllieJP @ June 10 2009, 12:10 PM BSTEllie is feeling confused with everything. Finally get flat mate sorted, for her relationship to be in a bit of a mess.
Will sucking his willy help?
Quote: Aaron @ June 10 2009, 12:12 PM BSTWill sucking his willy help?
I should have thought of that. Maybe you're just viewing life negatively owing to 'natural-protein deficiency'.
And only thirty calories.
Quote: EllieJP @ June 10 2009, 12:10 PM BSTEllie is feeling confused with everything. Finally get flat mate sorted, for her relationship to be in a bit of a mess.
"Roll-up, roll-up, for Dr Rob's Cure-all. Its amazing formula both invigorates and inspires. Revitalise your life today, ladies and gentlemen. It may be a small bottle, but just give it a little shake and there's a neverending supply."
Anyone interested, just PM me a picture. 