Thanks to Lazzard for 'The Paedo Files' idea.
These I imagine to run spread throughout a sketch show
It's a bit rushed but oh well.
Credits for The Paedo Files
INT: PARK. DAY
Children are playing in the background
Peter Blossom: Good evening, I'm Peter Blossom and welcome to The Paedo Files. As a journalist I think I have an important role in society to protect the innocent and expose the guilty. In the following documentary I shall be investigating the dark world of child abuse and hopefully raising the nation's attention to this massive, massive problem.
(During last line a man ran into background picked up a child and ran off)
Peter Blossom: (Looking round) Some people are so rude….WE'RE TRYING TO FILM A DOCUMENTARY HERE (Shouting). (Turns back to camera shaking his head) Shall we do that again?
END OF CLIP
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INT: Peter Blossom's study. Late Night
(Peter Blossom is looking tired and is on his computer)
PB: The internet is the means whereby paedophiles are able to gain their victims trust. Tonight I've created an account on a chat room and I am posing as a 14 year old girl to see if there are any predators on here.
CUTS AS IF TIME HAS PASSED
PB: Well I've found a 32 year old male who seems very enthusiastic to meet up with me. To not to arouse suspicion I haven't told him that it's a 14 year old girl as he may work out from that, that I am in fact a journalist posing as a 14 year old girl. This far I don't think he's clicked onto what we're doing. Anyway I think I have enough evidence here to be able to contact the authorities. (Picks up the phone)
CUTS TO OUTSIDE COURTROOM
Police are dragging the 32 year old man through a crowd of people into a police van.
MAN: (Screaming) I haven't done anything
PB: (Outside the crowd, addressing the camera) Finally justice has been done.
END OF CLIP
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INT: MALE INTERVIEWEE'S DINING ROOM
(A documentary team are investigating paedophiles)
PB's VO: Welcome back to the The Paedo Files. I met up with Andrew Barrett who has authored a book about his sexual relationship with a minor. Naturally as a journalist I haven't read it, I've jumped to my own knee jerk conclusions and am about to embark on asking him a series of questions in my best morally authoritative tone.
PB: Don't you think having sex with a minor is immoral?
Male: No I don't see why it should be, it's a load of fuss about nothing
PB: I have to say I'm astonished that you'd be so brazen about your sexual relationship with a child
Male: I don't see what is so astonishing about (stops mid flow), I'm sorry did you say 'a child'
(In walks a man in a high-vis boiler suit, with a hard hat with torch attached, and a small pick axe)
PB looks baffled
Miner: What? (Confused)
END OF CLIP
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INT: Corridor. Day
(Camera is tracking Peter Blossom down a corridor)
PB: Well after our extensive look into the minds of paedophiles and the suffering of their victims we probably haven't uncovered as much as we'd have liked to. So to delve in further I myself am going to bite the bullet and abuse a child to try to find out what motivates these monsters.
(Camera finishes track as PB reaches a door and walks in)
PB: Hello (pronounced in a Lesley Philips kind of way, as door opens, then shuts it behind himself, with camera outside)
15 MINUTES LATER
A young girl runs out of door crying passed the camera
PB: (Walks out slowly looking satisfied doing his flies up) that was disgusting. These paedophiles really must be stopped.
END
