Quote: Dolly Dagger @ June 4 2009, 9:54 AM BSTYou put on your horseriding gear and canter around the garden.
How to tell if your life has lost its meaning Page 2
The time of day you put your pants on gets later.
You entertain yourself by seeing what household objects you can stick to your self.
You look up increasingly degenerate porn to beat your flaccid apathy.
You don't wipe it off your hard drive everyone thinks you're a perv and no one visits you anyway.
Adult daipers seem like a good idea, just for the convenience.
You don't like Barrack cos well you don't ok.
You know a 1000 jokes but you only ever get to tell 2.
You do open mike comedy slots to 2 people who don't laugh, because it's the only time people listen.
You eat a Milky Way for inspiration and you don't even like them.
You spend the day trying to invent things for imaginary people to do and you're not even getting paid for it.
That's cheating Dolly you've been reading Gordon Brown's diary.
You don't need to warm those beans up.
Your clothes don't really need to be washed.
You can go without washing your face today.
Dog food might be a change of pace for dinner tonight.
The dog's dead and it hasn't started to smell, yum!
what happened to this then?
We lost hope.
You look for things to 'find' in your food, just so you can complain.
Casablanca doesn't have enough explosions.
You take notebooks to the cinema.
You miss Harold.
You knew what I was talking about just then.
You watch Bargain Hunt for the cute experts, then begin really enjoying the show itself.
All the music you think is right now is actually 10 years old.
You have serious opinions on diferent eras of Trek.
You laugh at Terry and June.
You can only fantasise about people uglier than yourself.
And each year they get uglier.
You watch BigBrother.
You know the names of more than 2 people on Big Brother.
You pull a white carrier bag over your head till you turn blue, so you can pretend to be a Smurf.
Your experimental masturbation project gets more like suicide every day.
You make a list of discontinued confectionary that was available when you were a child.
You masturbate with a sock on your penis to save using up the kitchen roll.
Jazz aftershave begins to smell nice.
You find yourself looking through the bargain bin at charity shops.
You are sexually attracted to Battenburg.
Quote: sootyj @ June 9 2009, 12:09 AM BSTYou have serious opinions on diferent eras of Trek.
You know the names of more than 2 people on Big Brother.
Well, Voyager sucks.
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