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I need to purchase a Henry VIII costume or get someone to make me one.

It needs to be cheap - but good. Good enough for a photoshoot.

And also remember I'm still bloody large.

There seems to be bugger all on the web. Any ideas?

http://www.harlequincostumes.co.uk/costumes/costumepages/Historical/Henry8.html

Like that?
Saucy.

I suppose you'll have to ring all the historical costume places on Google and ask them if they do different sizes.

http://www.scripttoscreen.co.uk/product.php?cid=&pid=1&prid=775&keywords=henry%20vii - £58.50 to hire

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Any good?

Wow!

THAT one is ace.

Thats good nil

Thing is I need to buy one!!!! Cheapest I have found is £1500!!! No good.

Why do you have to buy it?
You're so mysterious.

Well! The wife is very demanding....one night won't be enough.

Quote: bigfella @ June 8 2009, 10:33 PM BST

Thats good nil

Thing is I need to buy one!!!! Cheapest I have found is £1500!!! No good.

You could phone them and ask how much it would be to buy one. Crazy idea, I know. ;)

Quote: bigfella @ June 8 2009, 10:37 PM BST

Well! The wife is very demanding....one night won't be enough.

Laughing out loud

No....It's the new business plan....Henry VIII impersonator. Appearing at weddings, parties, castles the like

+ An angle for my speaking. Leadership lessons from the Tudors...or some other bollocks like that!

Quote: bigfella @ June 8 2009, 10:39 PM BST

No....It's the new business plan....Henry VIII impersonator.

What happens when you lose more weight?

Am ooot!

Quote: Nil Putters @ June 8 2009, 10:38 PM BST

You could phone them and ask how much it would be to buy one. Crazy idea, I know. ;)

I know but it's almost eleven o clock - the bastards have the cheek to go home.

I need the answers now!!!!! I'll have my flyer done by midnight and my first booking by the morning.

£400 a day some fella gets for this game!!!

Quote: Nil Putters @ June 8 2009, 10:40 PM BST

What happens when you lose more weight?

Am ooot!

Yeah - but I'm never going to be "thin" I'm still 6 foot 6 and have my American Footballer shoulders!

The most important thing about this costume is it needs to have a massive cod piece!

Bigfella. What area do you live?

Quote: bigfella @ June 8 2009, 10:41 PM BST

I know but it's almost eleven o clock - the bastards have the cheek to go home.

I need the answers now!!!!! I'll have my flyer done by midnight and my first booking by the morning.

£400 a day some fella gets for this game!!!

Hmm £400-£58.50=£341.50, that's a reasonable profit for one days work. I'd hire.

Quote: bigfella @ June 8 2009, 10:43 PM BST

The most important thing about this costume is it needs to have a massive cod piece!

Laughing out loud

I am loving your entrepreneurial ideas!

Quote: Nil Putters @ June 8 2009, 10:44 PM BST

Hmm £400-£58.50=£341.50, that's a reasonable profit for one days work. I'd hire.

This guy did 285 dates last year!

Quote: zooo @ June 8 2009, 10:46 PM BST

I am loving your entrepreneurial ideas!

Maybe I should ring Sir Alan.

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