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BNP - Could it really happen? Page 10

They are a nasty bunch but we really should not ignore the steady slide to the right by Labour and the Conservatives.

And we shouldn't ignore the fact that that political parties and the people who vote for them are shaped by the newspapers they read, with the two most popular in our country being The Sun and The Daily Mail.

Quote: sootyj @ June 8 2009, 12:04 PM BST

They are a nasty bunch but we really should not ignore the steady slide to the right by Labour and the Conservatives.

No, indeed; we should celebrate it!

Quote: Aaron @ June 8 2009, 12:07 PM BST

No, indeed; we should celebrate it!

Are you really impressed by David Cameron?

I suspect David Cameron isn't impressed by David Cameron.

I thought I saw him cycling in central London, turns out it was an attractive woman.

He really is most feminine!

Quote: chipolata @ June 8 2009, 12:08 PM BST

Are you really impressed by David Cameron?

Is "really" a quantifier or an establishment of fact?

Quote: sootyj @ June 8 2009, 12:13 PM BST

He really is most feminine!

:) Now you come to mention it, I can't imagine him with body hair.

Quote: Aaron @ June 8 2009, 12:14 PM BST

Is "really" a quantifier or an establishment of fact?

Fine. Quibble.

I saw Cameron once. I asked if he could spare a fag. He got off his bike, toasted me a crumpet, and cleaned my shoes. Such a nice bloke.

Just when you thought politics couldn't get any stranger. David Blunkett gets attacked by a cow. Maybe he was sexually harassing it.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/8089498.stm

Quote: Yellows 586 @ June 8 2009, 5:01 PM BST

Just when you thought politics couldn't get any stranger. David Blunkett gets attacked by a cow. Maybe he was sexually harassing it.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/8089498.stm

I think you're confusing him with John Prescott.

Quote: Aaron @ June 8 2009, 8:58 PM BST

I think you're confusing him with John Prescott.

The cow, or Blunkett?

I bet Dave Cameron is going to invite the cow to be one of his new independent Tory MPs.

I'd herd that too.

Quote: Nil Putters @ June 8 2009, 9:00 PM BST

The cow, or Blunkett?

Well either would be quite apt. But Blunkett.

It was a rhetorical question. :)

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