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I was at festival on Saturday and thought it a good idea to drink someone urine for a fiver. Why? Why? Why? Sick Sick

Sick

Did you get pissed?

Quote: Darren Pomroy @ June 8 2009, 12:02 PM BST

I was at festival on Saturday and thought it a good idea to drink someone urine for a fiver. Why? Why? Why? Sick Sick

Sick Sick Sick Sick Sick How is that ever a good idea?!

Quote: Darren Pomroy @ June 8 2009, 12:02 PM BST

I was at festival on Saturday and thought it a good idea to drink someone urine for a fiver. Why? Why? Why? Sick Sick

Well, where were you several weeks ago for my classic 'Have you ever drunk your own urine' thread. Eh?

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ June 8 2009, 12:21 AM BST

Oh that's right! I don't know wat dat stuff is coz I is from that westcountry.

Where holiday makers are asked to switch off their electric headlights before driving through or else risk getting burnt at the stake for witchcraft. We can't all be sat in starbucks reading time out and using fancy stuff like soap, we are too busy sitting on newspaper eating cat food with our pants on ONE OF OUR TWO HEADS.

I'm done. Smarmy

Love you really Soots

Laughing out loud!!!

Seeing as I live near the hills, I went on a hike tonight. It was a beautiful walk and any stress just left my head and I was in love with nature. On the way back, I came across this country pub. I was thirsty, so I thought I'd go in for a Cider. I went in and asked the bar-women for a pint of Strongbow, she said that will be £1.75. That is incredibly cheap in this day and age for a pint of anything, would you agree?

Quote: Jack Massey @ July 3 2009, 11:32 PM BST

Seeing as I live near the hills, I went on a hike tonight. It was a beautiful walk and any stress just left my head and I was in love with nature. On the way back, I came across this country pub. I was thirsty, so I thought I'd go in for a Cider. I went in and asked the bar-women for a pint of Strongbow, she said that will be £1.75. That is incredibly cheap in this day and age for a pint of anything, would you agree?

I agree Jack.

Nothing better than chilled cider on a hot day.

At that price aswell.

That's a good price.

But Strongbow isn't very nice.

Strongbow is piss water, erm... dogs piss water!

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ July 3 2009, 11:36 PM BST

But Strongbow isn't very nice.

Not as nice a maggo.

Quote: Leevil @ July 3 2009, 11:37 PM BST

Strongbow is piss water, erm... dogs piss water!

That's just their slogan.
It doesn't taste that nice in reality.

Aspalls and Westons are the nicest cider.

I don't drink often, but when I do,

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