Aaron wants Hannan and Farage to form a comedy partnership.
Quote: EllieJP @ June 7 2009, 5:39 PM BSTEllie is being very good and not going to the pub (she is on a detox).
I hope you weren't planning on buying.
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Aaron is astonished, relieved, and HIGHLY amused that Labour have lost 240,00 votes in the North West. 
Quote: Aaron @ June 8 2009, 2:13 AM BSTAaron is astonished, relieved, and HIGHLY amused that Labour have lost 240,00 votes in the North West.
Wow. I always chuckle when incumbent parties take it in the pants. Wouldn't want them to get too comfortable ...
They've not just taken a kicking, DaButt. That's their heartland. They've been tied up, beaten, kicked, and robbed in their own home.
Quote: Aaron @ June 8 2009, 2:19 AM BSTThey've not just taken a kicking, DaButt. That's their heartland. They've been tied up, beaten, kicked, and robbed in their own home.
Poor widdle powiticians ... 
Dear UK: Please elect someone I can fawn over and have sexual dreams about.
Aaron is groaning at the thought that he may have to phone the US tomorrow.
Quote: Aaron @ June 8 2009, 3:06 AM BSTAaron is groaning at the thought that he may have to phone the US tomorrow.
Hello?
Ohmigod, are you from England?
Say something.
Say "fish and chips."
Ohmigod that's so cute.
My brother deals with US quite alot and says they are amazing on the phone bend over backward to help you then comes back here and they won't even send you out a form without a 45 min phone call.
Is as happy as Larry this morning, a little tired after a rough weekend but still feeling very good!
Chipolatas pissed because he forgot his umbrella and had to go and buy one from Poundland. (It cost a pound, if you're interested)
Ellie has now done 6 days without an alcoholic drink! 
It was harder than I thought.
You must be pretty thirsty! 
I hadn't realised but I was having only one cider, or one glass of wine a night... and not helping my fitness.