Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ June 8 2009, 12:01 AM BSTDecaf tea.
In all the places in England where I asked for decaf tea or coffee I was met with confused looks. Glad to hear that it exists after all.
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Quote: DaButt @ June 8 2009, 12:07 AM BSTIn all the places in England where I asked for decaf tea or coffee I was met with confused looks. Glad to hear that it exists after all.
Like wearing an I love Osama Tshirt it can be seen as evidence of malevolent terrorist tendencies.
It does but it's damn hard to get hold off in cafes.
Quote: sootyj @ June 8 2009, 12:08 AM BSTLike wearing an I love Osama Tshirt it can be seen as evidence of malevolent terrorist tendencies.
Hmm. My friend is married to a Palestinian guy and she believes that all the problems in the Middle East are due to too much caffeine and nicotine.
Maybe in your neck of the woods in Metropolitan London, decaf, herbal, camomile and all other manner of effeminacy are available in the greasiest of cafes.
Quote: DaButt @ June 8 2009, 12:12 AM BSTHmm. My friend is married to a Palestinian guy and she believes that all the problems in the Middle East are due to too much caffeine and nicotine.
And a lack of decent scifi, an Iranian StarTrek could do mcuh good.
Quote: sootyj @ June 8 2009, 12:14 AM BSTMaybe in your neck of the woods in Metropolitan London, decaf, herbal, camomile and all other manner of effeminacy are available in the greasiest of cafes.
Oh that's right! I don't know wat dat stuff is coz I is from that westcountry.
Where holiday makers are asked to switch off their electric headlights before driving through or else risk getting burnt at the stake for witchcraft. We can't all be sat in starbucks reading time out and using fancy stuff like soap, we are too busy sitting on newspaper eating cat food with our pants on ONE OF OUR TWO HEADS.
I'm done. 
Love you really Soots
Haha!
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ June 8 2009, 12:21 AM BSTOh that's right! I don't know wat dat stuff is coz I is from that westcountry.
Where holiday makers are asked to switch off their electric headlights before driving through or else risk getting burnt at the stake for witchcraft. We can't all be sat in starbucks reading time out and using fancy stuff like soap, we are too busy sitting on newspaper eating cat food with our pants on ONE OF OUR TWO HEADS.
I'm done.
Love you really Soots
You have newspapers? What do they report?
I'm from Dorset originally and we once burnt some tourists for wearing sandals.
Heathens flashing their toes like the Jezebels they were.
Quote: sootyj @ June 8 2009, 12:33 AM BSTYou have newspapers? What do they report?
I'm from Dorset originally and we once burnt some tourists for wearing sandals.
Heathens flashing their toes like the Jezebels they were.
Dorset? FUCK OFF YOU POSH WIERDO WITH YOUR CLEAN WATER, MEN WITH TEETH, AND BOOKS!!
You must excuse me I have to kill twenty virgins and a pig before bed in honour of our God, The Great Dave.
Yeh well we're called the Jurassic coast how uncool is that?
You uber trendy surfing trustafarians.
And hey lucky it isn't 20 virgin pigs....
You have no idea how hard it is to find one of those down here.
You could always invite Susan Boyle down...
If Peirs hasn't got his sticky paws on her yet.
Somehow I fear she may have been Morganised. Poor Susan.
Or Anne Widecombe.
She was there too? Dirty!