George Orwells Big Brother.
V/O
''Day one in the big brother house.
Winston Smith is sitting on the sofa, using pritt stick and cutting newspaper articles with scissors''
SHOT TO.
Shoddy bit of paper with a picture of Gordon Brown sitting in a pub, with Osama Bin Laden stuck next to him. Both Smiling.
AND..THAT WAS A CONSERVATIVE PARTY ELECTION BROADCAST FROM THE BBC.
Sorry Scotti - this one didn't do it for me.
Quote: bigfella @ June 5 2009, 9:16 PM BSTSorry Scotti - this one didn't do it for me.
Thanks for response Bigfella.
I think it's my best one yet.
A sketch with 3 topical angles.
Gordon Brown potentially losing his job, Party Election Broadcasts and how they try to manipulate stories i.e Winston Smith from George Orwells 1984... and Big Brother.
Too clever for me.
Didn't have wanky f**k shit in it.
Quote: bigfella @ June 5 2009, 9:53 PM BSTToo clever for me.
Didn't have wanky f**k shit in it.
I can give you wanky f**k shit if you want wanky f**k shit Bigfella.
God, if you read that back, did I sound like a thai bride on her first weekend in the uk?
Quote: Scottidog @ June 5 2009, 9:55 PM BST
I can give you wanky f**k shit if you want wanky f**k shit Bigfella.
Best offer I've had tonight! 
I think if you stuck with Winston SMith it'd be killer.
Quote: Scottidog @ June 5 2009, 9:55 PM BST
I can give you wanky f**k shit if you want wanky f**k shit Bigfella.God, if you read that back, did I sound like a thai bride on her first weekend in the uk?
Now that's funny! 
Quote: sootyj @ June 5 2009, 10:13 PM BSTI think if you stuck with Winston SMith it'd be killer.
I might rewrite it with just Winston Smith and see what happens...
The word 'clipping' would also be a welcome boon to any rewrite.