It wasn't plugged in.
He wasn't a pug when you took him out for a walk.
Your majesty I can explain.
You can't knight me with that.
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" Now, you see, that normally doesn't happen."
" You've not been a brain surgeon very long, have you."
" If I could find my car keys we could drive out."
Quote: sootyj @ June 4 2009, 4:34 PM BSTHe wasn't a pug when you took him out for a walk.
ROFL 
Genius.
And then I saw it was only marmite!
He's leaking again.
We Daleks no nothing of this emotion you humans call love.
Thank God for that. It's a only a piece of mouldy parsnip.
Oh, this isn't usually what I get when I go back to a girls for coffee.
... and then she said, "I've taken to comedy in a bid to attract the boys."
Quote: Morrace @ June 5 2009, 12:34 AM BST... and then she said, "I've taken to comedy in a bid to attract the boys."
well it worked for you...tart, I think I'm the only one commited to this marraige.
I saw one of those biology at school, I didn't know they ate popcorn!
Osama enchanted evening, you might kill a stranger...
Quote: Morrace @ June 5 2009, 12:34 AM BST... and then she said, "I've taken to comedy in a bid to attract the boys."
and he replied "Yeah but when you suggested a threesome I didn't expect to get home and find The Chuckle Brothers in my bed. To you - to me will never mean the same again!"
Loving all the others. I think they could be fun, random lines in between sketches.
Jx
Quote: Jane P @ June 5 2009, 10:33 AM BSTand he replied "Yeah but when you suggested a threesome I didn't expect to get home and find The Chuckle Brothers in my bed. To you - to me will never mean the same again!"
"Well, what are the chances: that Oompa-Loompa *was* Bono, after all!"
"It's a fine line between being deluded and being Spider-Man."
"Get your f**king trident out of my tractor wheels!"
Dan
"Perhaps we should stop digging, Gordon"
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