Hi,
Wrote this, thought we could have fun with it. Add your "How to tell..." I'll read the ones I like on the next Purple Comedy.
You are pleased when someone adds you as a friend on Myspace
You message "Tom" on Myspace and expect a reply
You message "Tom" on Myspace and get a reply
You actually do know what the back of your hands look like
You spend ages at work trying not to look at the clock to see if you can go home yet
You look at the clock at work and regard it as your guilty secret
Homer Simpson says things that you only thought.
You find yourself wondering what a rat would look like if you shaved it.
You find out what a rat looks like after you have shaved it.
You worry about the fact that no one has ever seen a baby pigeon.
You see a baby pigeon and keep quiet about it in case people think you are odd.
You watch a TV show with Ant and Dec in it and know which one is which.
Ant and Dec appear to you in a dream and tell you to go o the X Factor (Sign of mental illness)
You can't understand why other people don't realise that stalking is a real relationship.
You catch yourself humming along to Classic FM
You eat alphabet soup so you can find the hidden message.
You actually manage to read a Short History of Time all the way through.
You begin to think rug making actually might be quite a fun thing to do.
You start writing lists entitled "How to tell if your life has lost its meaning."
Finally yes, you guessed it, you read lists entitled "How to tell if your life has lost its meaning."
John Burns
Purple Comedy
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