MAN:
So you wanna be in the movies kid?
VOICE: (O.O.V.)
Hell yeah.
MAN:
I seen a lot of wise guys crash and burn. Tough as they come but they couldn't act for shit.
VOICE: (O.O.V.)
No sir not acting. I wanna be a stuntman.
MAN:
Kid, you sure as hell don't look like a stuntman. Who you gonna do stunt double for?
CAMERA PANS TO HUMPTY DUMPTY.
VOICE:
Brad Pitt... bald.