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I just Googled myself, found that I'm the number one search, plus the next few also. How nice. Then I hit this...

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=david%20bussell

Anyone want to own up? The use of "jack ass" leads me to believe it's an American's work.

"ew. what a david bussell."

Ha!

Quote: David Bussell @ June 3 2009, 3:42 PM BST

I just Googled myself, found that I'm the number one search, plus the next few also. How nice. Then I hit this...

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=david%20bussell

Anyone want to own up? The use of "jack ass" leads me to believe it's an American's work.

Typical, just looked up my name on said urban dictionary to find out I'm not even slang for a cat turd or anything. You win again, Bussell!

*goes and Googles in the hope of finding a serial killer named Tim Walker*

Quote: David Bussell @ June 3 2009, 3:42 PM BST

I just Googled myself and found that I'm the number one search, plus the next few also. How nice. Then I hit this...

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=david%20bussell

Anyone want to own up? The use of "jack ass" leads me to believe it's an American's work.

Off same site:

"1. Stott
a large headed caucasian male.
Person 1: Why is his head so big?!
Person 2: He must be a Stott. "

:D

AND:

"Oh shit, I've got a Stott on my calf"

?!

I'm 28th on Google.com, but 2nd if I select 'Pages from the UK'.
Try that for much more pleasing results!

Quote: zooo @ June 3 2009, 3:52 PM BST

I'm 28th on Google.com, but 2nd on Google.co.uk.
Try that for much more pleasing results!

Is there a Google.co.somerset? I reckon I'd break the top ten. Probably.

You would totally kill on Google.yeovil.

Quote: zooo @ June 3 2009, 3:55 PM BST

You would totally kill on Google.yeovil.

Unfortunately there's a prize-winning sheep in Yeovil, something of a celebrity, called Tim Walker. What are the chances?

Google and BCG for distractions - so I always write on a non-WiFi laptop to prevent temptation.

As to Google - we originally started out as the Slag Brothers but soon migrated to the Slagg Brothers specifically with the idea of future searches in mind. There are far fewer Slaggs than slags on the Internet. A Google will produce a whole first page (bar one) relating to us and many more further down. But this is mainly due to the lack of non-Slagg Brother Slagg references, plus a fair bit of pre-planning. We even outrank Wacky Races Slagg Brothers. Yippee.

However, most of said Internet references are far less complimentary than the one David B found about himself.
:)

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