I shaved my balls once. Why? Truthfully, I can't remember why.
Guilty Conscience Page 2
Quote: Tim Walker @ June 3 2009, 3:43 PM BSTI shaved my balls once. Why? Truthfully, I can't remember why.
I do that all the time, is that wrong?
It's not wrong, but I wouldn't advise bringing up the fact (as I did) in polite conversation. You just get an awkward silence and embarrassed looks. (Especially at funerals for some reason.)
I don't even have particularly have hairy balls to begin with, that's what troubles me.
Quote: Tim Walker @ June 3 2009, 3:52 PM BSTIt's not wrong, but I wouldn't advise bringing up the fact (as I did) in polite conversation. You just get an awkward silence and embarrassed looks. (Especially at funerals for some reason.)
I don't even have particularly have hairy balls to begin with, that's what troubles me.
Yeah seems to me at a funeral all the talk is on the deceased, what's that about? Some pubic hair conversation should break it up nicely I would have thought!
And never mention amongst friends that you were watching a porn film the other night featuring watersports. I mean, we all do it, but no-one likes talking about it.
I always have a guilty conscience. When you used to get that talk in school assembly and the head teacher is going on about some school rule being broken and saying one of you are responsible, I always felt guilty and wanted to confess and I wasn't even the culprit.... well not always the culprit.
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ June 3 2009, 4:03 PM BSTI always have a guilty conscience. When you used to get that talk in school assembly and the head teacher is going on about some school rule being broken and saying one of you are responsible, I always felt guilty and wanted to confess and I wasn't even the culprit.... well not always the culprit.
Right, well if you'd just like to relax on the couch, Dolly... *gets out pad and pen* Tell me about your mother...
Quote: Tim Walker @ June 3 2009, 4:06 PM BSTRight, well if you'd just like to relax on the couch, Dolly... *gets out pad and pen* Tell me about your mother...
Nothing much to say, but don't get me started on my father... 
I felt guilty the other night when I had to put a spider out. of course using the old glass and card trick. But this time it's leg got caught between the two tools and came off. I hate it when that happens 
Sorry little fella.
Quote: Leevil @ June 3 2009, 4:18 PM BSTI felt guilty the other night when I had to put a spider out. of course using the old glass and card trick. But this time it's leg got caught between the two tools and came off. I hate it when that happens
To be honest, I think that is a bit of an occupational hazard for a spider. And, fine, feel sorry for the spider, but does he feel sorry for the fly? The spider also does have six legs, so to lose one...? (If it was a one-legged spider that you accidentally harmed, them it has my sympathies.)
Quote: Tim Walker @ June 3 2009, 4:24 PM BSTThe spider also does have six legs, so to lose one...? (If it was a one-legged spider that you accidentally harmed, them it has my sympathies.)
I'd feel sorry for a 6 legged spider! Where're the other two!? 
Quote: Leevil @ June 3 2009, 4:18 PM BSTI felt guilty the other night when I had to put a spider out. of course using the old glass and card trick. But this time it's leg got caught between the two tools and came off. I hate it when that happens
Other than in this case. 
Quote: Tim Walker @ June 3 2009, 4:24 PM BSTThe spider also does have six legs.
Happy to hear you're not a vet, Tim. If a spider vet even exists.
Oops, eight legs then. Thanks, Finchy.
Personally, I don't trust people who get too concerned about injuring invertebrates. In the news, for example, whenever you hear someone describe a friend as a person who "wouldn't harm a fly", their friend is most often being accused of murder. QED - people who harm flies don't commit murder.
6 legs, 1 leg and no legs. I think they're getting their own reality TV show soon.
Quote: Leevil @ June 3 2009, 2:34 PM BSTBy "pumped" do you mean "wanked"?
This tickled me a lot 