The Alan Partridge appreciation society

(Talking to Lynn trying to get her to lie to the Inland Revenue)

Lynn: "Oh, I can't do that, Alan. In the eyes of God.."

Alan: "Lynn, Lynn! I'm on God's side. I can't stand the devil. I think he's bang out of order. I think he's an evil, evil idiot. And I know in the Ten Commandments it says 'Thou shalt not lie', but if the Elephant Man came in here now, with some lipstick on and a nice dress, and said, 'how do I look/' would you say, Lynn - bearing in mind that he's depressed and got respiratory problems - would you say, 'take that blusher off, you ugly, misshapen-headed, elephant tranny'?"

Genius. Discuss.

Alan Partridge Movie talk Check out #6.
The article also has talk of the Dr. Who movie and the new Pegg movie.

"I hate archers, the archers and Geofrey Archer. You're all deceitful cowards"

Mmmmm Alan.

"Classic Intercorse"

"Stop saying, you threw your monkey in the sea"

My dad's monkey fell in the sea.

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Best-line-ever.

"At any one time I have nine bottles of wine in my house. Interesting fact."

"I've got access to the kids, but they don't wanna see me"

Pray silence, please, for the Electric Light Orchestra.

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Explain.

"This guy, got the lab assistant pregnant. He never see's the kid"

DAN: The 'Lex' Files?

ALAN: God that's good.

"Here's what one idiot did-in America!"