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Guilty Conscience

This thread is for those of us that have a guilty conscience about anything, perhaps a dark secret you never told anyone or a naughty thing you done. This is your chance to gte it all off your chest and relieve yourself of the burdon.

Can't promise we won't jude and ridicule you though. :D

Today I accidentally ripped a bag with sweets in. I ate one of the sweets, then decided to tape it up and put it back on sale. Then a boy bought them.
So he's got one less sweet than he should have. :(

Yeah, but you gave him one less sweet away from tooth decay and obesity.

Quote: Leevil @ June 3 2009, 2:00 PM BST

Yeah, but you gave him one less sweet away from tooth decay and obesity.

But if he ever got into a situation where he needed something small to clog the gears of a death machine he'd be one sweet sure and we'd be surely doomed.

Quote: zooo @ June 3 2009, 1:59 PM BST

Today I accidentally ripped a bag with sweets in. I ate one of the sweets, then decided to tape it up and put it back on sale. Then a boy bought them.
So he's got one less sweet than he should have. :(

What sweets were they, zooo?

Gav, that's not going to happen to you again. Let it go, move on.

They were like, mini wine gum type things. There are like 60 in a pack, so I suppose it's not too bad.

Quote: zooo @ June 3 2009, 2:06 PM BST

They were like, mini wine gum type things. There are like 60 in a pack, so I suppose it's not too bad.

I would have scremaed murder if someone stole my winegums.

:D

It was a black one as well.

Quote: zooo @ June 3 2009, 2:17 PM BST

It was a black one as well.

The boy or the sweet?

Laughing out loud

Why is there no black sweet emoticons?

Quote: Leevil @ June 3 2009, 2:04 PM BST

Gav, that's not going to happen to you again. Let it go, move on.

Teary Teary

When I was a kid I pumped into a long plastic tube and blew it my sister who was watching the telly. She started crying and was sick a bit on the carpet.

By "pumped" do you mean "wanked"?

Ah, I bet you mean farted! Laughing out loud

Hahaha!

Oh dear, Leevil.

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