Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ June 2 2009, 4:42 PM BSTIt appears to be half term for some of the schools in my area. Just when you think you are safe.
I blame the teachers, bloody lazy bastards.
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It could not have been Chip, there was no sign of a web cam and the sound of police sirens in the background.
Quote: Darren Pomroy @ June 2 2009, 4:44 PM BSTI blame the teachers, bloody lazy bastards.
I KNOW! Little buggers block my way to the ice cream van.... 
Beach next week hopefully. 
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ June 2 2009, 4:44 PM BSTIt could not have been Chip, there was no sign of a web cam and the sound of police sirens in the background.
I am not convinced! He is a sexual animal!
Walking around the park in a leopard print thong asking women to rub him doesn't make him a sexual ANIMAL. 
Love you Chip.
I managed to break a pool cue in half earlier whilst trying to kung fu a fly in the canteen. Oops! 
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ June 2 2009, 4:36 PM BST
Roo has done something she doesn't normally do and has been out in the sun roasting herself Nude.
Could someone pass me the top of my skull?
Quote: Nil Putters @ June 2 2009, 5:30 PM BSTI managed to break a pool cue in half earlier whilst trying to kung fu a fly in the canteen. Oops!
Classy.
You're just jealous. 
Quote: Nil Putters @ June 2 2009, 5:30 PM BSTI managed to break a pool cue in half earlier whilst trying to kung fu a fly in the canteen. Oops!
Are you a pool player? And by that I don't mean, when you go swimming, are you a playa
[hustle]No, I'm rubbish.[/hustle]
[lies]I'm also great at kung fu[/lies], I learnt it all from Kung Fu Panda Jackie Chan.
So, does that mean Jackie Chan is a crap teacher?
[hustle=6]I'm also not good a pool, but I do like to throw money away[/hustle]
[hustle=10] No I didn't put anything in your drink double vodka is meant to fizz[/hustle]
Are you trying to "hustle" someone into bed?
Probably, if it's Paul Newman.