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Are you a heat hater? Page 8

Quote: Darren Pomroy @ June 2 2009, 10:13 AM BST

The heat will be leaving us tomorrow

Let's hope so.

Quote: Aaron @ June 2 2009, 11:06 AM BST

Let's hope so.

No Aaron, I know deep in your heart you love the heat as much as I, just embrace it, just like the band embrace in fact, it takes time but eventually you have to love them!

I just walked through a field of cows. They were all lying down panting and looking generally shagged out. I felt sorry for the bleeders.

Quote: chipolata @ June 2 2009, 12:38 PM BST

I just shagged cows

Beastiality - :O :O

Quote: Darren Pomroy @ June 2 2009, 12:48 PM BST

Beastiality - :O :O

Some of those cows did have some rather pert and perky udders on display. What red-blooded male wouldn't be tempted?

Quote: chipolata @ June 2 2009, 12:56 PM BST

Some of those cows did have some rather pert and perky udders on display. What red-blooded male wouldn't be tempted?

I for one would be but then again I have been known to be a tad odd!

Quote: Darren Pomroy @ June 2 2009, 2:39 PM BST

I for one would be but then again I have been known to be a tad odd!

And by now you've had a few so the beer goggles are on.

Quote: Gavin @ June 2 2009, 2:40 PM BST

And by now you've had a few so the beer goggles are on.

Exactly, I'm going to go and shagg some cows. Anyone coming with me?

Apperently a few celebrities do it as well, so who knows could make an interesting afternoon!

Quote: Darren Pomroy @ June 2 2009, 3:15 PM BST

Exactly, I'm going to go and shagg some cows. Anyone coming with me?

Apperently a few celebrities do it as well, so who knows could make an interesting afternoon!

Udderly fantastic >_< Sorry :$

Nice and cool up here to day. Fantastic.

For those of you who hate the sun I reckon you've only got about another 2 weeks of this to bear before torrential downpour kicks in, starting on... say the 19th. ;)

Quote: PhQnix @ June 2 2009, 3:49 PM BST

For those of you who hate the sun I reckon you've only got about another 2 weeks of this to bear before torrential downpour kicks in, starting on... say the 19th. ;)

I hope your wrong, it can be cold just no rain, I hate the rain, my goes all frizzy and does a woosh thing that I cannot control!

Quote: Darren Pomroy @ June 2 2009, 3:56 PM BST

my pube goes all frizzy and does a woosh thing that I cannot control!

:O

Quote: Darren Pomroy @ June 2 2009, 3:56 PM BST

I hope your wrong, it can be cold just no rain, I hate the rain, my goes all frizzy and does a woosh thing that I cannot control!

I hope I'm wrong too! That's when my exams finish, so I would just be expecting cruel rain to wash out my summer. :P

Quote: EllieJP @ June 2 2009, 4:00 PM BST

:O

You got a one track mind Miss JP, tut tut!

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