All women really want that.
In coins preferably.
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Quote: zooo @ June 1 2009, 2:08 PM BSTAll women really want that.
In coins preferably.
See, exactly! When a woman says that, it's OK. When a man says it, as I did during a debate at the Oxford Union, he gets demonised and forced to issue a retraction.
Should have worn a wig.
I did wear a pubic wig. But embarrassingly for me too many people pointed out that they could tell it was a wig. So in my shame I took it off and went about trying to be unconcerned about my baldness.
Quote: Rob H @ June 1 2009, 1:03 PM BSTHe was whipped on his arse. Didn't realised quite how bad until I saw the welts the next day. He then lost his anal virginity to the whip-handle. She sprayed him with aerosol before lighting it. And he has gouge-marks from her nails the length of his chest.
In hindsight, I probably shouldn't have been laughing or assuming it was all just pretend. *hangs head in shame* *chuckles* *hangs head in shame* *chuckles* *hangs head in shame* *chuckles*...
Quote: zooo @ June 1 2009, 2:01 PM BSTShe stuck something up his arse?
Jesus Christ.
Suuurely she was a specialist type of stripper. Did he hire one like that on purpose?
Yup, she shoved the whip handle up there. >_<
And she was the (perhaps not so) peculiar kind of stripper who hates men. Entirely accidental getting a sadist. Definitely not a specialist request.
It was funny when the first whiplash landed. The stag wasn't expecting it at all and dropped her knickers from his mouth as the blow landed. 
but 
because I like him.
Robyn is running off to revise some more. 
So, hi and bye.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 1 2009, 3:59 PM BSTRobyn is running off to revise some more.
Hi..... Bye! 
*waves in Robyn's general direction*
Ellie's housemate is back from holiday... he's in the house... but I don't know where....
It's like Scream.
I did just get a scary phone call...
Scary phone voice - "Hello Ellie, what's your favourite position?"
Ellie - "Leevil?"
Quote: EllieJP @ June 1 2009, 10:29 PM BSTI did just get a scary phone call...
Scary phone voice - "Hello Ellie, what's your favourite position?"
Ellie - "Leevil?"
Quote: EllieJP @ June 1 2009, 10:29 PM BSTI did just get a scary phone call...
Scary phone voice - "Hello Ellie, what's your favourite position?"
Ellie - "Leevil?"
You never did answer me!