Quote: Leevil @ May 30 2009, 9:51 PM BST
Leevil Boy. Tell me the joke.
Weird Crushes? Page 2
My dog has no nose.
How does it smell?
Awful.
Quote: Leevil @ May 30 2009, 9:56 PM BSTMy dog has no nose.
How does it smell?
Awful.
Awful.
I went to the Zoo the other day and all they had there was a dog.
Shih Tzu
How dare you use my name in vain.
Susan Boyle?
48 years with out a cock and she'd be really foul mouthed and dirty in bed.
Quote: sootyj @ May 30 2009, 10:03 PM BSTSusan Boyle?
48 years with out a cock and she'd be really foul mouthed and dirty in bed.
My weird crush is you Soot. I love to imagine you talking dirty Bond sketches to me...
Hey my Bond sketches are relatively clean!
I'll bump my Skippy the Paedophile sketch if you like, well worth a tommy tank.
Quote: sootyj @ May 30 2009, 10:12 PM BSTHey my Bond sketches are relatively clean!
I'll bump my Skippy the Paedophile sketch if you like, well worth a tommy tank.
"What's that Skip...? Sooty's got his cock stuck up a Susan Boyle?"
She is a person not a thing!
Atleast up until Piers smears his muck in her bushy eyebrows.
Quote: sootyj @ May 30 2009, 10:17 PM BSTShe is a person not a thing!
Atleast up until Piers smears his muck in her bushy eyebrows.
Muck in the eyebrows of Boyle surely has to have it's own dedicated fetish site for that filthy shit!
'Eyebrow Ecstasy'
Featuring Boyle and Alistair Darling...
You would being happily married and all.
Quote: sootyj @ May 30 2009, 11:20 PM BSTYou would being happily married and all.
You would wouldn't you.
Quote: Curt @ May 30 2009, 11:13 PM BSTI'll pass
She's lost a lot of weight since that picture.