British Comedy Guide

Weird Crushes? Page 2

Quote: Leevil @ May 30 2009, 9:51 PM BST

Laughing out loud

Leevil Boy. Tell me the joke.

My dog has no nose.

How does it smell?

Awful.

Quote: Leevil @ May 30 2009, 9:56 PM BST

My dog has no nose.

How does it smell?

Awful.

Awful.

I went to the Zoo the other day and all they had there was a dog.

Shih Tzu

How dare you use my name in vain.

Susan Boyle?

48 years with out a cock and she'd be really foul mouthed and dirty in bed.

Quote: sootyj @ May 30 2009, 10:03 PM BST

Susan Boyle?

48 years with out a cock and she'd be really foul mouthed and dirty in bed.

My weird crush is you Soot. I love to imagine you talking dirty Bond sketches to me...

Hey my Bond sketches are relatively clean!

I'll bump my Skippy the Paedophile sketch if you like, well worth a tommy tank.

Quote: sootyj @ May 30 2009, 10:12 PM BST

Hey my Bond sketches are relatively clean!

I'll bump my Skippy the Paedophile sketch if you like, well worth a tommy tank.

Laughing out loud

"What's that Skip...? Sooty's got his cock stuck up a Susan Boyle?"

She is a person not a thing!

Atleast up until Piers smears his muck in her bushy eyebrows.

https://www.comedy.co.uk/forums/thread/8215

Quote: sootyj @ May 30 2009, 10:17 PM BST

She is a person not a thing!

Atleast up until Piers smears his muck in her bushy eyebrows.

https://www.comedy.co.uk/forums/thread/8215

Muck in the eyebrows of Boyle surely has to have it's own dedicated fetish site for that filthy shit!

'Eyebrow Ecstasy'

Featuring Boyle and Alistair Darling...

Quote: Scottidog @ May 30 2009, 9:08 PM BST

Mine is Fern Britton!

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:| I'll pass

You would being happily married and all.

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Quote: sootyj @ May 30 2009, 11:20 PM BST

You would being happily married and all.

You would wouldn't you.

Quote: Curt @ May 30 2009, 11:13 PM BST
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:| I'll pass

She's lost a lot of weight since that picture.

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