Neither of them have willies.
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Quote: zooo @ May 29 2009, 4:29 PM BSTNeither of them have willies.
I thought Ellie's boyfriend was a bit of a willie? 
Quote: chipolata @ May 29 2009, 4:27 PM BSTWhat's he compensating for? What are you BOTH compensating for?
I don't get ya...
Quote: EllieJP @ May 29 2009, 4:35 PM BSTI don't get ya...
Being overly-competitive can be a way of over-compensating for something somebody lacks in their own life... Whose next for Chipolata's Psychiatrists Couch? 
Quote: chipolata @ May 29 2009, 4:38 PM BSTBeing overly-competitive can be a way of over-compensating for something somebody lacks in their own life... Whose next for Chipolata's Psychiatrists Couch?
Me please.
Quote: Darren Pomroy @ May 29 2009, 4:42 PM BSTMe please.
Only girls on my couch. Or Dolly. 
Quote: EllieJP @ May 26 2009, 10:45 PM BSTEllie has played touch tonight after jogging home from work... too late to eat now... but hungry.
Why was it too late...?
Quote: EllieJP @ May 26 2009, 10:51 PM BSTYes, and well, it's not good to eat just before bed as you don't digest it well.
Ah.
Quote: EllieJP @ May 29 2009, 4:15 PM BSTthe company table football competition.
I thought you said you had a busy, hectic job?
Quote: Ben @ May 29 2009, 4:50 PM BSTI thought you said you had a busy, hectic job?
I do, this has been organised as some moral stuff and to encourage people to take a break rather than working through lunch which we all do.
Quote: chipolata @ May 29 2009, 4:38 PM BSTBeing overly-competitive can be a way of over-compensating for something somebody lacks in their own life... Whose next for Chipolata's Psychiatrists Couch?
Ah, didn't know that.
I wonder what I'm lacking? Perhaps a bigger vibrator?
Quote: EllieJP @ May 29 2009, 4:52 PM BSTI do, this has been organised as some moral stuff and to encourage people to take a break rather than working through lunch which we all do.
Does it work? Or have you just replaced the stress of work with the stress of a table football competition?
Quote: EllieJP @ May 29 2009, 4:52 PM BSTworking through lunch.
I don't understand this combination of words.
Quote: chipolata @ May 29 2009, 4:53 PM BSTDoes it work? Or have you just replaced the stress of work with the stress of a table football competition?
It starts on Monday...
Quote: Matthew Stott @ May 29 2009, 4:53 PM BSTI don't understand this combination of words.
I don't know what "taking a lunch break" is.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ May 28 2009, 2:05 PM BSTRobyn just burnt her hand straightening her brother's hair, while he sat and screamed at her for doing it wrong. If he's that bothered he can actually get up before midday, and have a chance of mum doing it before she leaves.
You should refuse, the ungrateful poo. At very least you should have clipped his ear!
Quote: Ben @ May 28 2009, 2:27 PM BSTDamn this hot weather! Means I need to buy some new t-shirts. I currently own only one.
When did you buy it?
Ellie is off to the pub for a Pear Bulmers and ice!
Quote: Ben @ May 28 2009, 2:37 PM BSTBy cooties, do you mean tits, zooo?
zooo has splendid tits.