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I can't believe some of the idiots I've been hearing on the radio, calling for Ferguson to retire. Most have been members of the public, but one was a Presenter, who said he should retire, simply because he looked old, stood on the touchline, next to Barca's manager. Er, hold on, that's probably got something to do with the fact that he's 30 years older than Barca's manager!!!

I was out of the country and not even aware that this thing was taken place. I see that some of the predictions ("Not a chance Chappers!", I think?) were spot-on though. We should start a lottery numbers thread.

Quote: Aaron @ May 29 2009, 1:42 PM BST

I was out of the country and not even aware that this thing was taken place. I see that some of the predictions ("Not a chance Chappers!", I think?) were spot-on though. We should start a lottery numbers thread.

Well I got it right! (apart from the goalscorers!)

That's what I meant. You got it right whilst some foolish person objected strongly.

Quote: Aaron @ May 29 2009, 1:42 PM BST

I was out of the country

Did you go somewhere nice?

No, I went to Paris.

Quote: Aaron @ May 30 2009, 9:44 PM BST

No, I went to Paris.

How many men did it take to tie you up?

Quote: Aaron @ May 30 2009, 9:44 PM BST

I went to Paris.

:O

Quote: DaButt @ May 30 2009, 9:47 PM BST

How many men did it take to tie you up?

Like BA Barracus?

Quote: DaButt @ May 30 2009, 9:47 PM BST

How many men did it take to tie you up?

Surprisingly, I went of my own free will.

What have you been up to!? :O

Whistling nnocently

I know I said I liked jewellery, but my god...!

Quote: Aaron @ May 30 2009, 11:57 PM BST

Surprisingly, I went of my own free will.

Madness.

Not as excited as I have been in recent years, but still really looking forward to it tonight. Always a wonderful occasion. I will be a neutral.

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