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Quote: EllieJP @ May 28 2009, 4:12 PM BST

Leave my boobies out of it. They're shrinking! :(

Im gonna need to see proof!

I have lost 2.5 stone in weight, they were going to go at some point.

And that's just off the left boob! Etc.
Aw, never mind. There are worse things in the world than smaller boobs y'know! :)

Quote: EllieJP @ May 28 2009, 4:32 PM BST

I have lost 2.5 stone in weight, they were going to go at some point.

You were complaining the other day that you couldn't lose weight no matter what you did! Now you're telling us you've lost 2.5 stone! Something doesn't add up here!

Although you will have to buy all new bras.

Quote: zooo @ May 28 2009, 4:33 PM BST

Aw, never mind. There are worse things in the world than smaller boobs y'know! :)

What, pasty-faced racist stick-insect boyfriends? Yes, I think that probably is worse. Unimpressed

Quote: EllieJP @ May 28 2009, 4:32 PM BST

I have lost 2.5 stone in weight, they were going to go at some point.

Im afraid I will still need to see your boobs before I can pass judgement. Get them out Ellie!! Pirate

Quote: chipolata @ May 28 2009, 4:35 PM BST

What, pasty-faced racist stick-insect boyfriends? Yes, I think that probably is worse. Unimpressed

Or catching STD's from rape victims, it just doesn't seem worth it when that happens. Whistling nnocently Whistling nnocently

Quote: zooo @ May 28 2009, 4:33 PM BST

And that's just off the left boob! Etc.
Aw, never mind. There are worse things in the world than smaller boobs y'know! :)

Small boobs are fine. But not on Ellie. I've organised a day of mourning.

Quote: chipolata @ May 28 2009, 4:35 PM BST

What, pasty-faced racist stick-insect boyfriends? Yes, I think that probably is worse. Unimpressed

*Still wonders how that deleted comment could have been worse than the ones he leaves up...*

Quote: chipolata @ May 28 2009, 4:34 PM BST

You were complaining the other day that you couldn't lose weight no matter what you did! Now you're telling us you've lost 2.5 stone! Something doesn't add up here!

I lost that weight, and have platoed since then for about 2 months! booo

Quote: chipolata @ May 28 2009, 4:35 PM BST

What, pasty-faced racist stick-insect boyfriends? Yes, I think that probably is worse. Unimpressed

Laughing out loud

Quote: roscoff @ May 28 2009, 4:37 PM BST

Small boobs are fine. But not on Ellie. I've organised a day of mourning.

Ha, I do miss them. But it's easier to play sport now!

Quote: EllieJP @ May 28 2009, 4:38 PM BST

I lost that weight, and have platoed since then for about 2 months! booo

Seeing as he's not here... plateaued*

Cheers. I wasn't sure.

Quote: zooo @ May 28 2009, 4:40 PM BST

Seeing as he's not here... plateaued*

How do we know she didn't mean they have resorted to the "form of the booby?" Huh? :P

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