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Things that piss you off Page 430

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ May 19 2009, 8:21 PM BST

Not being able to figure out how you forgot to include something in a fricking mock exam paper.

Getting on the wrong train.

How did you manage that?

This evil woman suffocated her 3-year-old son, had second thoughts, revived him with CPR and then decided to kill him a second time. Hell's too good for her.

http://www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/05/21/nm.buried.boy/index.html

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F**king bank, taking my money!!

Oh no, did you go over your over draft? They're a bugger for that. £60 for £2!

Quote: Leevil @ May 28 2009, 3:20 PM BST

F**king bank

I think Sperm Bank is the correct term.

Aww though. Console

£60! God it better not be. Last time it was £38 for me for about the same £2. Angry

Can't you usually claim those charges back if you write a letter?

I never had any luck with that before. Tried to do the whole 'claim back everything' too and never heard anything back, cost £80 too Angry

There is a small satisfaction you can get back from the bank, by charging them x-amount to read your letters.

Quote: Leevil @ May 28 2009, 3:27 PM BST

I never had any luck with that before. Tried to do the whole 'claim back everything' too and never heard anything back, cost £80 too Angry

My bank constantly ramps up my overdraft, so I think it would be impossible for me to go over it. I live a simple life wearing clothes I have made from the bark of trees and eat nothing but roadkill.

So it's you whose been skinning my trees and eating my pets!

Yep. And writing you those violent, yet tender, love letters.

Quote: Ben @ May 28 2009, 3:30 PM BST

violent, yet tender, love letters.

Best kind. :$

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