Quote: Ben @ May 28 2009, 2:25 PM BSTStop changing the subject, Chip.
Did I mention I fell over in the street yesterday? Felt a right tit.
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I tripped in the street the other day, but managed to disguise it as running.
Quote: Ben @ May 28 2009, 2:28 PM BSTI tripped in the street the other day, but managed to disguise it as running.
The only thing I could disguise mine as was some kind of worship involving me kissing the pavement.
Did any young people try to help you up?
Quote: Ben @ May 28 2009, 2:31 PM BSTDid any young people try to help you up?
Up what?
Quote: Ben @ May 28 2009, 2:31 PM BSTDid any young people try to help you up?
If by help me up you mean laugh and point, then yes, they did.
Were you carrying a load of shopping that spilt everywhere?
Quote: Ben @ May 28 2009, 2:33 PM BSTWere you carrying a load of shopping that spilt everywhere?
No, just me. I got up as quickly as possible and then darted into a side alley and carried on walking. Which meant I was about half an hour late getting back to the office since the alleyway took me to the back of beyond.
Did you have a hankie to dry your tears?
Quote: Ben @ May 28 2009, 2:36 PM BSTDid you have a hankie to dry your tears?
No!
I'm always at ease with showing my affection.
Quote: Ben @ May 28 2009, 2:42 PM BSTI'm at ease showing my pee-pee to men in public urinals in the hope that it will lead to either oral or anal sex - or both.
Each to his own. 
We don't all want to look at 'your affection'.
Put it back in your pants.
Quote: chipolata @ May 28 2009, 2:50 PM BSTEach to his own.
Ah, you went for the editing his post method. I like it.